Need to get back into Payday so uhhhh headcanons.
When the Safehouse food supply is restocked its like a fuckin wild card every time. If Chains is restocking it, everything is generally pretty healthy with a few sugary snacks here or there. If Joy is restocking it, these mfs are living off of fruit loops for a month.
Dallas tried dieting when he was younger but he hated every second of it. He's restorted to just eating what he wants and just working out a shit ton.
Nobody has a synced sleep schedule. The only time anyone gets up at the same time is if Dallas decrees it so for a heist.
^^ Hoxton gets up the earliest at 4:30 am, and Joy gets up the latest at anywhere from 9 am to 4 pm. Sometimes Jimmy just doesn't wake up. He could get 40 straight hours of sound REM sleep and still wake up tired.
Joy isn't allowed in the basement without supervision purely because they kept throwing various items at Wolf's head. So far theyve gotten away with cheese, a tortilla, white bread, and suction nerf darts.
^^ In defense, Wolf has taken to putting labels, stickers, and pieces of tape on Joy's jacket when they walk by.
Joy, Jimmy, and Sydney have made a game out of asking the other heisters who they kin.
^^ Most heisters don't know what that means but Wick replied with "Neo from the Matrix" without hesitation.
Clover and Bonnie often get into screaming matches and it worries everyone in the Safehouse; sometimes you'll just start hearing upset Scottish and Irish but when you ask the two about it, they respond with "Oh no I love that girl we're best friends." And it confuses the shit out of everyone.
Jimmy doesnt seem like he can sing but I firmly believe he sounds like Simon Curtis when he does.
Vergil gets tired of Raiden panicking so he gets up and grabs a beanbag, and shoves Raiden onto it, and throws a bunch of edibles at him. He pulls up his white garden chair and sits back down and continues the shesh
Nightmare blunt rotation : Connor Macleod, Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez, Kratos, Vergil fron dmc, and Raiden from mgr
Poll should I. Start writing fanfics again. I used to write a lot back in middle school (mostly fanfics but dont even worry abt it) but I got swayed away from it during the transition from middle school to high school. I wrote like. Two drabbles recently and it made me remember how much I actually enjoy creating fan art that isn't always drawing. So should I finally just. Bite the bullet and make an ao3 acct to post on?
- Nori
Actually though send me a character and a pride flag and ill make an edit.
Happy valetines y'all, might fuck around and love some bitches
Okay the last post got me thinking so now yall gotta suffer with me.
Payday Gang but its who gets to go to the cookout/what they doin (Joy isnt included cause I main them so yeah, Joy's hosting)
Dallas- Yes. Honestly I feel like Dallas makes killer burgers so like he's cooking.
Wolf- Yeah, he's chill. He brings drinks.
Hoxton- Seems like a dick upon first glance but he seems really nice. Broke him out of jail and one of his lines was "Joy! I'm glad you could make it!" (Somethin like that, clover was screaming in the background). So yeah, he's allowed in. I think he also would bring drinks.
Chains- Yeah! He's also helping cook, since I feel like he's sort of the middle man between the people with no spice tolerance and Jiro.
Sokol- Absolutely he can. He sets up a game of street hockey and fucking floors everyone.
Dragan- Mans looked at Joy and rly said "You're getting a bit pudgy." I didnt take offense but also fuck you man. He can have a plate but I'm not talking to him
Bonnie- Honestly she was one of the first people to be invited. I think she brings like super high quality drinks and motts apple juice.
Jimmy- Also one of the first people invited. He contemplates bringing drugs but bakes instead and brings cupcakes or smth. Are they laced? Fuck around and find out.
Sydney- Helped plan it! She decorated the safehouse and set everything up.
Clover- She's part of the group of people who didnt originally want to go but saw how much effort was put into it and just went "mmmnyeh alright" and showed up. Brought napkins and silverware. It sounds like slacking but fr she came through when no one else did.
Houston- Bro listen I owe him. I think he brings beers and maybe like. Mac n cheese. Its rly good and everyone is all "Hey Houston good job" but he's sweating cause its just like six boxes of kraft mac.
Jacket- Also another one of the first people invited. He brings a box of casettes for the music. If anyone argues with his song choices I will physically fight them.
Rust- He wasn't gonna go but Jimmy was so fuckin annoying abt it that he just gave in and went. He also wasnt gonna bring anything but just grabbed a bottle of whiskey and called it good.
Wick- I would die for this man. I firmly believes he cooks in his spare time to destress after heists so yeah. He's one of those people that everyone thinks he cooks really bad but then he brings food and all of a sudden he's making lunch for the crew every other day.
Sangres- Yes he's invited this man is a true bro. I know its kinda stereotypical but trust me, Mexican family members actually do bring tequila and some sort of Mexican food, probably homemade tacos, to big gatherings. Sangres is also a really good cook but his spice tolerance is fucked so all of his food is really spicy.
Jiro- How could I not let my own father attend the cookout?? Jiro brings sake and some sort of Japanese dish. He's a lot like Sangres; makes really good but f u c k i n g s p i c y food.
Bodhi- Yes. This man goes all out and fucking brings a whole Costco supply of food.
Duke- This is the kind of guy I'd want at a party. He brings really fucking good alcohol but is also the designated driver. V v responsible, only small amounts of alcohol at a time.
Scarface- I dont know a lot abt this guy but he seems aight. This guy's a wild card atm so when i figure it out ill get back to you.
Bain- Literally got invited mid-heist becuase adhd is a bitch. Whether or not he actually shows is debatable, but I think he'd bring some pothead concotion like noodle sandwiches or some shit.
Vlad- YEAAAAAH! I love Vlad, honestly, he's awesome. I think this guy really plays into the Russian stereotype for shits and giggles and fuckin bring vodka and potatoes.
Locke- *stares motherfuckerdly* Youre on thin ice, fuckwad. I dont have a set reason for my hatred towards Locke, I just really dont like his vibes. I'll let him in but like Dragan, I wont talk to him.
The Butler- :D absolutely! I dont know what he would bring but honestly he could bring lsd and id trust him w my drink.
Ethan and Hila: No, yall mean ;-;
Already encountered my first struggle
Wings are a funny thing. Specifically choosing wings. Especially when there’s no prior context to the character.
Wings are often based on how the creature evolved. If, say, an alien race evolved from insectoid ancestors, then they may have insect wings, like beetles or dragonflies. Same with other creatures like birds, bats, butterflies, or even fairies.
Different wings move differently, so for this character’s wings, I have to not only think about how I want them to look, but also how I want them move.
Some wings move in a circular pattern, spinning almost like propellors. Other wings, the more common kind, simple beat up and down (however, these sometimes do move slightly in a circular pattern to achieve directional movement instead of pure lift).
This character isn’t coming from a premeditated race, so there’s no exact evolution path to follow.
I first considered drawing Insect wings, which tend to move in a circle. However, the reason insect can use this to fly if because they have teeny bodies. If I wanted to go with these wings, I’d have to make them proportional to the character’s body, and this fucker already has so much going on and I don’t want it to look cumbersome.
The “more logical” option would be bat wings or bird wings; but I already use these as the wing default in most of my character designs.
I could go with Butterfly wings; that’d leave me only with deciding which butterfly or moth I want to design them after, or just make the design up from scratch.
I also have to think about how they fold. Bird and Bat wings are evolved to be foldable and flexible, though Insect wings would be more compact when resting; Butterfly wings don’t compact at all.
I think I’m gonna fiddle around with different Insect wings to see what I like.
Combining all my favourite charcter design traits into one mf, I’ll keep yall updated
I love being a greek pagan dating a norse pagan cause both of us say "oh my gods" but which ones? Fuck around and find out, bucko.
Houston came to work with us for the first time the other day. At work we listen to a very specific playlist. On this playlist is two versions of The Bad Touch by the Bloodhounds. I watched this man go from pleasantly jamming to "OH GOOD GOD" in .2 seconds.
- Nori
Local Joy main || He/It/Moth || 20! || TERFS and MAGA kys
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