Kakyion And Tommy: *makes A Tumblr For The System To Use*

Not Payday related but I find it very funky that I have very specific nicknames for my friends in my mind (mostly based off their discord names) but I hardly ever call them that to their faces so like I'll be talking to a headmate and mention Oddball and ZigZag and Tommy will just go "respectfully who the fuck is Oddball and ZigZag?" and I gotta explain both who the fuck Oddball and ZigZag are but also why I call them Oddball and ZigZag. Iunno i just found it kinda funny

do you do NSFW requests? If so hermaeus Mora NSFW plz

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Post cancelled, ANT FARM

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TRANS PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BIND BUT DONT HAVE ACCESS TO A BINDER LISTEN UP

Avia strappy back sports bras, one forward, one backward, binding game is off the fucking charts. I’ve been wearing them when I go to work, since I do a lot of moving around and my binder isn’t the best for that and I can’t tell the difference between the bras and the binder.  Get two in your size and layer them, it is. so efficient. -Nori

Plural ppl calling their systems stuff like “The ___ Collective” or “The ___ Hivemind” is an elite sense of humor that only certain people can understand and appreciate.

-Nori

Bain, vaping: So Jimmy, you do drugs?

Jimmy: Oh yeah all the time.

Bain: Oh cool, like weed?

Jimmy, snorting an obscene amount of coke: Yeah somethin like that.

Azura: Sorceress/Warlock Boethoah: Barbarian Clavicus Vile: Bard Hermaeus Mora: Wizard Hircine: Druid Jyggalag: Fighter Malacath: Barbarian Mehrunes Dagon: Barbarian Mephala: Monk Meridia: Cleric Molag Bal: Barbarian Namira: Monk Nocturnal: Rogue Peryite: Sanguine: Bard Sheogorath: Sorceror Vaermina: Monk So I'm thinking about making D&D characters for the Daedric Princes. Yay or nay? Feel free to suggest alternate classes. Also, I'm planning on making some for the Divines so feel free to suggest some for them as well.

Seeing these responses pop up in my notifs was the biggest moment of "What the McFuck (positive)" I have ever experienced. Are yall a hivemind, how tf did you see this post that quickly

I hope to one day reach the level of payday posting that Yado and Bainposting and the others are on. I hope to one day join the high council but alas I started this blog for Elder Scrolls content.

- Nori

You’re absolutely correct, deltalabs.

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori

Barbie and Marina and the Diamonds are fundamentally tied to my transmasc identity in a way i cannot explain