Literally Just Started Playing Payday 2 And Already Implementing My Own Headcanon For One (1) Singular

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori

Artfight revenge for my good friend @wacky-nameless-inventor-24 !!

I’ve never drawn an avian before so this was a fun experience! I know nothing about Ducktales but I love Blue so much and this was a blast to do so I hope you like it!

Gordon: We took your advice and spoke to him about it, we told him that we want to have the same treatment as the others, and he agreed to let us front, little by little of course, because he's still having trouble getting use to all of us, especially myself and others like Barney and the such, but I think it went well. Thank you for your advice! I think he'll be more comfortable with us the more time we spend together.

Yo, I've recently let my boyf know that I'm part of a system, and he says he loves all of us, but constantly puts down the fictives, and says he doesn't want to interact with them and that they don't count. Thoughts?

Don't take my advice too seriously because I'm tired, but I'd say either tell him to stop being an ass and act like fictives aren't just as much alters and people as the rest of you or dump his ass. We've made a few posts about fictives and the way singlets treat us, and don't take any shit from singlets or non fictives. -William

I have evolved past hand cramps. I now get

My thumb will not return to its normal position because of how I hold my tablet.

I can still move it, its just super weak for a few seconds after I move my hand away from my tablet.

Combining all my favourite charcter design traits into one mf, I’ll keep yall updated

As an Asian-Mexican who grew up only ever seeing Spiderman as a Hwhite Boi (tm) it makes me so happy to see the POC spiders get recognized. Peni. Miles. Miguel. Hobie. Pavitr. My little heart will explode i love them so much.

To anyone who needs to hear it:

It's not your fault.

You didn't deserve it.

You will get through this.

You will recover.

WHY AM I JUST NOW LEARNING MOON KNIGHT IS GETTING HIS OWN MOVIE OH MY FUCKING GOD WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

General Opinions on Movies me and my partner marathoned recently written before the melatonin wins

Planet of the Apes trilogy

LOVED THEM. SO MUCH. I care a lot about Caesar and Maurice so the end of the third movie really had me in tears. So good.

Jurassic World Movies

Pretty alright, docked some points because of real world opinions of Crisp Rat, but I am HERE for Blue and the T-Rex. The Indominus Rex was, imo, a really cool dino. Fed my childhood love of scaley boys.

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

YES KING ITS WHAT HE DESERVES. So happy to see Kitty again and Harvey Guillén did a great job. 10/10 will watch again.

The Golden Compass

Lost to the mf ages. I had a preview for this movie on a dvd I had as a kid, and only now got to watch it. So sad there wasn't a sequel.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

YES. YES. YES. EVERYTHING I WANTED IT TO BE.

All of the Michael Bay Transformers movies

Ugh took us so long to get through cause each movie is a little over 2.5 hours but we made it! I watched the first one as a kid (as well as read some of the comics) and Ive always loved Bumblebee. I loved all of the movies. LOVED HOUND he was my childhood second favourite. Im a little sad that Arcee didn't get nearly as much of a part as she deserves but I'll live. I'm more partial towards Sam Witwicky but Cade Yeager is alright. Hes cool.

Transformers: the Movie (1986)

Partner's childhood favourite so naturally we had to. Was really good! Reminded me of why I love 80's cartoons so much, it was a huge nostalgia trip and got me wanting to watch all of my childhood shows and movies (X-Men, TMNT '87, Rainbow Brite, etc.). I will always love the style and the way they did the backgrounds. As for the movie itself, I got my fill of Arcee, and I'm happy with the experience. Will watch again.

Bayverse TMNT movies.

YES FINALLY. Ive had these on my watch list for. A WHILE. I loved them, loved Mikey and Donnie specifically. Not my favourite iteration of Casey but he was fine. Overall p good, happy to see Bebop and Rocksteady. I think they should've used '87 Krang's voice in the second movie but he's squeaky and kind of annoying so I get it. Reminds me to watch ROTTMNT.

Dinosaur

Literally didnt even know this was a Disney movie but was fantastic. Beautiful animation despite being old. Loved it.

Hook

*Points at Rufio* its him officer. Its the homestuck flashback. Despite the fact that I had to explain why Rufio cause me to uncontrollably laugh to my partner, was a really good movie. Hook and Peter were both played by amazing guys.

I'll add any if I missed them, and I'll reblog with our next batch. :)

Bain could fucking hotbox a stadium if he tried.

I feel like each Heister has a weird. Thing they can do. Like they all have a weird quirk.

Like I firmly believe that Sokol can drift in roller skates. I have met very few people who can actually drift in skates and not fall over.

Jacket can take things apart and put them back together with record speed. He definitely has an old samsung phone with no case purely so he can pop the battery back in when he drops it.

You know that cigarette thing from Stardust Crusaders? With the flipping and stuff? Dallas can do that.

Sydney can wrap anything. Like someone's birthday rolls around and someone bought them a funky-shaped gift. Sydney can wrap it.

Houston can drive backwards. By extension, I think he likes the Fast and Furious movies and specifically mods old cars so he can try crazy shit.

Jimmy can open any bottle, and I mean a n y bottle. Sangres can saber any bottle flawlessly and the two bond over it.

Joy can stack cups like a motherfucker. Like full on "she practices every night for four hours" level.

Feel free to add on! I might have more in the future.

Hey for everyone who sent drawing suggestions to my inbox, I see them and I am working on it :33 thank you!!!