Gordon: We Took Your Advice And Spoke To Him About It, We Told Him That We Want To Have The Same Treatment

Lmao. Whatever, have these, this is fun :3333

Trying to find a good picture of jesse pinkman so i can make a pride flag edit of him but i cannot for the life of me find the specific one im looking for this is cringe

So was anyone gonna tell me that Gerard Way is a certified He/They or was I sposed to figure that out from a tumblr post?

Okay but hear me out. Hermaeus Mora teaching Miraak how to read. Like, for some reason, maybe he never had a reason to, Miraak never learned how to read. Eventually, he winds up in Apocrypha, and Mora has to go deal with a mortal or something, and Miraak has nothing to do. Mora comes back, expecting to find his Champion reading, cause hey, it's a whole realm of books and knowledge. But he finds a disgruntled Miraak sitting on the steps, and thats how he figures out Miraak can't read. And every few hours after Miraak's had his rest, Mora would sit down with the easiest book in Apocrypha and help Miraak learn the alphabet and different sounds and words, and eventually, Mora has to leave again, maybe congratulating the LDB on retrieving the Oghma Infinium, and comes back to Miraak reading fluently to a group of Seekers or something. And Mora has never been so proud of himself.

@t00thpasteface You. You did this to me. I’m stuck in Marcien hell and it’s your doing.

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children and Payday au, cause I say so.

Bain is an Ymbryne. I know they're all women, but hear me out.

Magdeline Magpie, an Ymbryne trained and set out to create a timeloop. Years and years pass, and eventually, Miss Peregrine finds a rather large magpie on her doorstep. The bird tranforms back into a more human shape, and she almost immediately recognizes the Ymbryne.

"Mag-"

"Its Bain, now, thanks."

Fuck off yes I am indulging in trans Bain I am p r o j e c t i n g

So, Bain had left and originaly intended on creating a timeloop, but eventually forgot about it. However, he begins to realize something.

Every person he finds in the Payday gang is a peculiar, and many of them dont even realize it.

Dallas? Incredible reflexes and reaction speed. He always chalked it up to survival instinct.

Wolf tends to find himself in a more canine body on certain days.

Hoxton can carefully orchestrate and manipulate what people see and how they percieve the world around them.

Chains can take more hits than any normal person should.

Joy can easily manipulate technology (similar to Angel from Borderlands 2).

Duke can turn his skin to stone. Many of his teammates don't notice, but that isn't actually a mask.

Dragan has overwhelming strength.

Sokol can withstand insane cold, and even works better in chilly environments.

Clover can see through other people's eyes. She utilizes this during heists to find out where certain guards are, and if her or her teammates are within line-of-sight.

Bonnie can gently nudge the odds of luck in her own favour. Many times this just makes a coin fall a certain way, or make her opponent throw down rock instead of scissors.

Jiro has full on clairvoyance. He can predict other people's moves to a T on a good day.

Houston finds that he can turn on any motor vehicle, even when that vehicle shouldnt ve able to turn on.

Rust oxidizes and corrodes most things he touches.

Jacket is fueled by blood and can speak through any electronic device.

Wick analyzes things much faster than the average human, and could work out a way to actually kill a man with a singular tic tac if he needed to.

Bodhi can breathe underwater, and takes on a variety of more aquatic forms to suit his needs. Need him to sneak in somewhere? Give him a drainage line that connects, he'll be in before you could say "thanks."

Sydney has the ability to sew chaos wherever she goes.

Jimmy is on crack, he's already peculiar. (Seriously though he, the whole "oh I use science to clone" thing in this au is just a cover, he can basically commit mitosis)

Scarface has the ability to "enthrall" people. Not exactly mind control but he can. "Convince". People to work with/for him.

Sangres can breathe fire. Here me out; alcohol boosts the effect. He learned this after trying to show off at a family gathering, and after a few too many sips of tequila, almost set the house on fire.

Aldstone isn't an Ymbryne but he takes the responsibilties of one. He has a generally calming aura, and can very slightly shift memories a little left from center. He's the one who told Bain about the team's peculiarities.

Vlad and Locke aren't peculiar, but both have deep connections with groups in time loops.

So basically, some big bad or problem rolls around, and Miss Peregrine needs every peculiar she can get for help. Of course, she doesnt exactly want to since a lot of them are kids. Eventually, she catches wind of a particularly interesting group of older peculiars, all banded together but existing without a time loop. She arranges for them to meet, assuming they all already know.

A lot of them are surprised, to say the least. Joy, Sangres, Duke, Jimmy, Bodhi, Clover, and Jiro already knew, but the others are quick to deny it.

I imagine Wolf has a moment of "wait that isnt a hallucination?????" when he realizes he can lowkey shapeshift.

Bain steps in, telling the other Ymbrynes to stay away from his crew, purely because he's seen first-hand what happens to peculiars up against hollows and the like, and this crew /is his family/ and he's not letting anything happen to them.

Angst possibilties? Maybe, maybe.

I've been rotating this au like a microwave in my brain for a while and I wanted to share it.

A homestuck blog just followed me I see you and I love you

I hope to one day reach the level of payday posting that Yado and Bainposting and the others are on. I hope to one day join the high council but alas I started this blog for Elder Scrolls content.

- Nori

I feel like each Heister has a weird. Thing they can do. Like they all have a weird quirk.

Like I firmly believe that Sokol can drift in roller skates. I have met very few people who can actually drift in skates and not fall over.

Jacket can take things apart and put them back together with record speed. He definitely has an old samsung phone with no case purely so he can pop the battery back in when he drops it.

You know that cigarette thing from Stardust Crusaders? With the flipping and stuff? Dallas can do that.

Sydney can wrap anything. Like someone's birthday rolls around and someone bought them a funky-shaped gift. Sydney can wrap it.

Houston can drive backwards. By extension, I think he likes the Fast and Furious movies and specifically mods old cars so he can try crazy shit.

Jimmy can open any bottle, and I mean a n y bottle. Sangres can saber any bottle flawlessly and the two bond over it.

Joy can stack cups like a motherfucker. Like full on "she practices every night for four hours" level.

Feel free to add on! I might have more in the future.

My first ever attack in my first ever artfight. I had a lot of fun doing it.

This is Wren Kahrlial Springs, a character owned by @its-spelt-hermaeus-mora

Hope you like it!