Artemis: You Can't Just Steal A Guy's Car

Artemis, talking about Paula: She wouldn't want us to fight.

Jade: Well she wouldn't exactly be shocked.

Tim, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti mocha latte with, uhh, seven extra espresso shots.

Tim: Oh, and one of those caffeine sachets if you have them.

Kon: Jesus Christ just do cocaine.

Wally West: you know how when you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates?

Wally West: well, my kids are going to be right about that

That whole scene in episode 2 was just a clown circus

Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?

Jade: No, he thinks we both suck

M'gann: Everything is perfect, the world is amazing

Artemis: Weren't you just crying last night how much the world hates you?

M'gann: Shut it, we don't talk about dark times

Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart

Wally: it shows

Wally: Once a year, Zatanna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?

Zatanna: Clothes.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fragrances.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Massages.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Mimosas.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fine leather goods

Wally: Treat yoself!

Zatanna: It's the best day of the year.

Wally and Zatanna: It's the best day of the year!

M’gann: [places hand on chest] Doesn’t matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s here

Zatanna, nodding: Tits

Wally: My type?

Wally: People who are mean and have zero interest in me obviously.