Tim, At Starbucks: Can I Get A Venti Mocha Latte With, Uhh, Seven Extra Espresso Shots.

Zatanna: Do you know how many basic bitches would KILL to have the same personality as me?

Zatanna: What'cha doing?

Wally: Standing on the side of the road.

Zatanna: Fun

Zatanna: Oh my gosh, you're never going to believe this, there is this guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you.

Zatanna: I'm about to hit him

Wally: huh?

*Zatanna hits Wally with her car*

Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

Artemis: Does anyone have something to eat?

Wally: I mean, I'm always a snack.

Artemis: I'm hungry Wally, not horny

*Post Time skip*

Wally: I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

Conner and M'gann: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Conner and M'gann: *look at each other smiling*

Wally and Artemis: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*

Wally: GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHICKEN

Artemis: YOUR CHICKEN? I TOUCHED IT FIRST!!!

Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops

Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone

Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?

M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me

Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Who wants to bet that everyone on the Young Justice team likes playing with Artemis’ hair? 

Wally would love it of course and probably runs his fingers through the silky strands whenever he can, especially when they’re in bed and he can’t sleep or when they’re sitting on the couch and Artemis has her head on his lap. M'gann, Raquel, and Zatanna obviously like using Artemis’ head to try out new hairstyles and intricate braids, because everyone knows that Artemis has the best hair out of everyone on the team. And Kaldur’s mother also has beautiful hair, so he probably used to help her brush it and style it a lot when he was younger, so Artemis probably lets him comb her hair every once in a while when he feels lonely or missed Atlantis. Conner doesn’t actively try braiding her hair, but maybe Artemis is busy doing something with her hands and Conner’s the only one available to braid it for her, so she asks him to do it and he discovers that braiding Artemis’ hair is actually really calming and helps him with his anger issues, so sometimes if he’s in a bad mood she will allow him to braid it to calm him down. With Robin, he’s kind of like a little brother to Artemis, so of course like any other brother he’s often forced to help her brush her hair if she needs to get ready quickly or if her hands are unavailable. That’s how he learns that he’s a natural at hair styling and loves brushing her hair, though he would never dare to say it aloud.