Fun Fact: If You Wanted To Have Sex With Joe Goldberg For At Least Thirty Minutes, He’d Have To Cum

This is gold (can’t say silver because vampyres are present)

just realized the first thing i script into my dr’s are my s/o’s …

What the fuck

i feel so bad… GUESS I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT IGNORE THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND BRUSH MY HAIR FOR THE 3000TH TIME OF THE DAY!

Oh my god I need him so bad

he’s literally harmless. just look at this big sleepy guy <333

God damn bro

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.

gif credit: @divineandmajesticinone

i think about this 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year

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Hello, my name is Mohammed Abu Zour, a father of three children, I write to you from the heart of Gaza, amidst the rubble of our home that was completely destroyed in the recent bombing. We were forced to flee to the south, where we now live under unbearable conditions.

Life here lacks all essentials. We do not have the basic necessities of life, nor the urgent healthcare services that we desperately need. These dire circumstances are particularly severe for my son, who suffers from hepatitis. His condition worsens day by day, and he urgently needs treatment that is not available here. The only hope for his recovery is to receive treatment outside of Gaza.

Additionally, my beloved wife Dina is also suffering. She is currently pregnant and suffering from a serious condition known as preeclampsia. This requires specialized medical care and a cesarean section, but there is no hospital here equipped to provide the necessary care. I fear for her life and the life of our unborn baby due to the severe shortage of medical services, the lack of clean and safe food and water, and the absence of a safe and sanitary place to stay.

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