Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.
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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*
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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?
Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?
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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.
Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.
Fishlegs: FUCK!
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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?
Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.
Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?
Fishlegs: oh lord help me.
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Camicazi: I'll bite you.
Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.
Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.
WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW BOOK HICCUP AS A PRETTY LITTLE HANDSOME MAN LIKE NO HES UGLY REP GIVE US A SILLY LOOKING GOOFY GOOBER
I think I might write a story about a little silly goblin dude and his big silly angel girlfriend
This
Wouldn't you want things to be presentable when you have a partner? Why not start now and FI YOUR TWITTER BIO
If they don’t love me at my messy bio they don’t deserve me at my Miss Beloved
I feel like I need a little nickname for you people to call me. Does anyone have any suggestions?? Maybe Milo, Bailey, Table, Cable idk I just feel like I need a name that isn't not0an0alien
Did anyone else have horrific and graphic nightmares about being sold into the Viking slave trade because their older sibling decided one night that it'd be funny to read the 7th httyd book to them because they thought it'd be funny or is that just me?
If he doesn't look at me the way hiccup looks at Astrid I'm sorry but I don't fucking want it.
W opinion
Who's your favourite Scream character?
I mean need I say any more
Hi!!! May I request some hiccstrid?
(I absolutely adore your art <3)
sorry this probably isn't as romantic as you wanted but it IS the vibe this week sksksk
thank you for the request!! <3
i love you visible brushstrokes. i love you glue warped scrapbook pages. i love you awkward poems. i love you junk journal with faded receipts. i love you poorly composed journal layout. I love you unintentionally blurry photographs. i love you asymmetrical beading. i love you curling freeform crochet. i love you fingerprints on pottery. i love you reused materials. i love you improvised instruments. i love you mistakes. i love you bravery to make it anyway. i love you creativity that hasn't been wiped clean of every drop of humanity and sanitized and commodified.
Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down
He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess
When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious
HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY
Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex
Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)
Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity
He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four
Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures
Goths in chunky boots🖤
Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset
The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes
Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much
Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him