Hi!!! May I Request Some Hiccstrid?

I see this post has brought on some confusion lately

@selznick @wordswordsorswordswords

Understandable

I too routinely mistake fully grown men for chipmunks

So I have made for you all this handy chart for you to reference, in the hopes that this will assuage any future confusion

I will add more information if the need arises and there is still confusion, but i feel this should be enough to tell the difference in the meantime

I got skyward sword

Yet another reason to hate the hidden world

In the second movie Valka had eyebags and wrinkles. In the third she looked like a Victoria's secret model

THATS NOT THE SAME PERSON

Book Hiccup: Awww, why don't you like cats, Fishlegs? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??

Book Fishlegs: I don't know Hiccup, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Book Hiccup:

Book Fishlegs: I'm ALLERGIC

“Old Wrinkly, Camicazi, and One Eye sat at Hiccup’s bedside. One Eye didn’t seem as happy as he might have been two days ago at the thought of one less Human in the world. A big tear rolled out of his one eye and down his Saber-Tooth and plopped onto the ground.” - How to Cheat a Dragon’s Curse HTTYD Book 4 Cressida Cowell

I can just imagine Toothless, when he stopped licking Hiccup’s face, going over to One Eye and trolling him despite his master about to die. (Based on that one Harry Potter meme with Dumbledore and Snape iykyk)

I just realised that my pfp has been a picture of my cat for over a year now. This is the only pfp I have ever had. That's awesome.

Sometimes I log on to tumblr just to look at this because it makes me happy

On a road trip so here's a wobbly doodle of Hiccup beaming over his first child.

Idk if this is creepy but I keep going onto tumblr just to look at this drawing like its just so aesthetically pleasing and it scratches my brain so good

I am young, I am poor, I can offer you nothing

all that I have is this bright pair of wings

maybe the reason big boobied bertha's tits are so big is because every time a trans man wants to leave the bog burglar tribe she takes his boobs

whole. they're hers now.

top surgery

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune