WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW BOOK HICCUP AS A PRETTY LITTLE HANDSOME MAN LIKE NO HES UGLY REP GIVE US A SILLY LOOKING

About to finish the 8th book I'll tell you how I feel about it when I'm done

Sobbing because I spent so much time and effort being hyperfixated on how to train your dragon and the audiobooks are what led to my downfall into my new doctor who hyperfix

*Making a funny joke*

*everyone ignores*

*repeats it*

"We heard you the first time."

Writing my English analytical essay in sparkly gel pen because they won't let me be creative.

Genuinely sick of the department of education because wtf

I've been writing persuasive texts since I was 8 and my current assignment is to write a persuasive essay convincing my teacher that the Simpson's is satire

Could you not tell?

Let me read a book. Let me write a story. I've written the same essay year after year and just changed the subject matter, but it's all still just the same thing with different filler words.

The country wants to trial 10 year olds as adults but we can't talk about that right now, we have more pressing matters like the use of funny silly haha in the Simpson's.

"be nice!" Hiccup says to Toothless in Dragonese.

Do you guys this that somewhere in the world there's probably someone who loved the httyd books so much they actually got the dragon mark tatooed on their forehead?

I refuse to believe Bodkin has blonde hair and blue eyes because look at him on the cover of knock 3 times

I'm shit at remembering and I haven't finished the series but has Cressida Cowell actually described him as having blonde hair and blue eyes? Because I genuinely can't believe that

One time I showed this to my friends and said "literally us" and then my friend pointed to Hiccup and said "the skinny autistic twink in the middle is me" so I punched him in the arm for stealing my identity

None of yall like Hiccup the way I like Hiccup, like, I like him the most because he's literally mine, he was made specifically based off of me, I'm literally him, he's me, yall just don't get it

Have this