“He’s Not The Boingiest Doohicky In The Fidget Box.”

“Yeah, gimme one second, I gotta peel my sandwich real quick.”

Y’all ever just straight up??? Like??? Me too sometimes fr

(The Lab sink is clogged)

Student A - “There’s something in here.”

Teacher - “Well dont touch it!”

Student A - “Is it supposed to be clogged?”

Teacher - “I don’t know why yall ask me that. No?”

Student B - “You got swim goggles so I can see what’s in there?”

Teacher - “It what world would I have swim goggles!”

Student B - “Well, you carry a kid around wherever you go!”

(Pop Quiz. Not really. The teacher is pregnant.)

“Testing fate again and got an F.”

“THOU HAST SUMMONED ME? Oh. Crap. I’m alive.”

I hope this helps :))

how do magnets work. do you think they just like each other

Oh no why must you remind me

it used to be 2007 you know

“What food are you going to put in the fridge?”

“Just a really bright light.”

“Oh, that’s my favorite. I’m a photosynthesizing organism.”

“I know.”

— A wonderful exchange between myself and a friend in art class.

“I am dead, actually decaying, his rizz game couldn’t outmatch her mentally ill game.”

I listened to a song and this happened…