“I Do Not Have Many Guys In My House, They’re Either Twinks Or Two Days Old.”

“His face is very shape.”

HIM poor CREATURE oh NO BOYYY

no arm

Little guys!!!

I don't know how Magma works but hopefully this link works: https://magma.com/d/VeILsgf3YM

Have fun you little critters

“I don’t know if that’s sophisticated, or Hispanic.” — my brother, when talking about nail polish???

"What is my life at this point but a bunch of wicked coincidences and car accidents"

“You fool, in hugging range, I am a pro goose gotter.”

💅

“If ur gonna be on ur phone drive better while ur doin it I dunno. At least hold it out so u can see the window like a pro. It’s a joke calm down. Someone’s gonna get mad at that.” — same guy from the Stormchaser livestream

“Oh yeah, was it that time I went: “instructions unclear turned into honse.’”

scenes from the annual navy/aerial corps reunion*

*some minor time travel required