“Noodle Priviledges Revoked, Got Downgraded Into Master Chief.”

“It’s not W rizz?? It’s a restraining order?”

“Rizzstraining order.”

I hope this helps :))

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Attack on @hyacinthquetzal

“Yeah, gimme one second, I gotta peel my sandwich real quick.”

“I don’t think you get to call yourself a baby boomer if you’ve never blown up a baby,” — a very serious kid in my class.

“In today's episode of Hyacinth's American Highschool Of What The Frick is a Kilometer : drama and freshmens.”

“You fool, in hugging range, I am a pro goose gotter.”

“I love my blasphemous unit of measurement looking ass.”

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“My nose is bleeding AAAAAAA.”

“You simping that hard?”