9 Things To Seriously Make You Re-consider The Entire Existence Of Mankind

I want to have a fun outgoing bubbly personality but I also want to be dark and mysterious so...

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OMG OMG SO COOL I WANT😍😍😍😍

It finally came in , my latest acquisition . NWA 7325 - likely from the planet mercury

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

The only thing that has actually made me feel good about myself

Yes you did. Thanks??

I just made you have feelings for a robot.

Meet Pharaoh💕💕

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Well that worked it is now so easy to get memes with the tap of a finger

It’s pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time.

Me

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

Holy shit the thirteenth doctor is a woman??!!

Brilliant fanart of the 13th Doctor!