Next Time A Conspiracy Theorist Tries To Tell You ‘what Really Happened’, Present A More Outlandish

Holy shit the thirteenth doctor is a woman??!!

Brilliant fanart of the 13th Doctor!

LMAOOO

Aww give peter some skittles everybody deserves skittles

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Gamora stroked a finger against Groot’s tiny cheek. Gently she asked, “Do you want to trade that one for one you like more?”

Groot wasn’t picky, but she had come into the skill of telling when he liked something less than other things and that narrow-eyed look said plainly that he would rather have a blue skittle or any other color really.

“If I get you a different one will you share your skittles with Peter a little bit?” A baby Groot might be, but he was still cognizant on levels far beyond those of other infants and toddlers in many species, so while she kept her words simple she waited patiently for Groot’s answer.

Looking back down at the yellow Skittle he’d just licked, Groot began contemplating whether or not he should ask her for a different one. After all that would mean he’ll have to share them with Peter and he didn’t like that idea too much. Maybe a love for Skittles is something they have in common… 

“I am Groot.” Peter is busy. No Skittles for Peter.

Lmaooo😂😂

I-I’m sorry sir. I do my best sir.

Lmao well I have

I have never casually checked my phone in a dream

The Universe is a beautiful and mysterious place full of wonder:

What even are birthdays??

Like?? Congrats on surviving another journey around the sun??

Woah??

The human race is mostly dead. There are an estimated 108 billion human beings that have ever lived. Because only 7 billion people are currently alive, that means approximately 93% of all humans have died. Source Source 2

are you kidding wE NEED MORE YURIO

Characters I want more content of: -Milla -Sara -JJ -Makkachin -Literally everybody

Characters I am done with, no more content pelease: -YURI “YURIO” PLISETSKY

I am your mother, dear. Who better to crush your shriveled heart?

Rowena, bad ass revenge bitch (via reallytenaciousphantom)

-Maybe soulless Mary