Humanalienhybrid - Hey

If you ever think your gift for someone is bad just remember once for Mother's Day my sister gave my mom the wallet that I gave her for Christmas that is about three inches wide which I got from girlscouts six years ago and had my name on the front in big blue sharpie

My specialties include sleeping and stealing food from buffets

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I used to think that older people were tired all the time because they were old. But as I get older myself I’m starting to believe that they’re just sick of everything, and it’s making them exhausted.

I'm triggered

Trump has proposed some NASA budget cuts — and one expert is calling it out

If congress agrees with Trump’s latest budget proposal, NASA will have about $561 million less to work with in 2018 than it did in 2017.

The difference is fairly small — $561 million accounts for roughly a 3% cut from 2017’s budget.

With that said, significant programs will meet the chopping block because of it: NASA’s education program will completely shut down, along with at least four other missions related to studying asteroids or understanding Earth’s changing climate. Read more (5/24/17)

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"loosing one is not recommended"

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

I’m not over a single gotdamn thing that happened in Yuri On Ice and I never will be

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

Sounds like something I would do

There’s a 300-page book called ‘A Void’ that was written without ever using the letter ‘e.’ The original is French, but there are over a dozen versions in different languages written by translators who also managed to compose them without using the most common letter of the alphabet. Source

Scientifically proven we're all actually Alan Bean

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