I'm Triggered

Ummmm...

They discovered a drug that makes humans immortal. But it only works on furries.

the best things in life are unexpected

Lmao I would that would be so cool

They’re fascinating because they’re mythical and magical, but if dragons were real, you would never actually want to see one. Ever.

Ew who the hell matches their socks get out

I should just get rid of all of my socks and get like 12 identical pairs so I don’t have to worry about finding the matching pair again

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

I love them all!!

If you ever think your gift for someone is bad just remember once for Mother's Day my sister gave my mom the wallet that I gave her for Christmas that is about three inches wide which I got from girlscouts six years ago and had my name on the front in big blue sharpie

Me, an emotional trainereck: it's chill!:)

Remember that Screaming Eren meme?

You know, this one?

Yeah, well, this is him now.

Feel old yet?