Scientifically Proven We're All Actually Alan Bean

Woah??

The human race is mostly dead. There are an estimated 108 billion human beings that have ever lived. Because only 7 billion people are currently alive, that means approximately 93% of all humans have died. Source Source 2

if this ain’t me

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

Stakar on Contraxia: I’m not mad Yondu. Just… disappointed…

Yondu:…..

Yondu: HI, DISAPPOINTED.

Yondu: I’M DAD.

Awww I love baby groot

How about let's not

Yes, you want her

Look at her, you know you do

It’s possible she wants you, too

There is one way to ask her

It don’t take a word

Not a single word

Go on and kiss the girl 

Me @ 3 am: has a sudden urge to clean my room, run a mile, write a five page essay and paint a mural

I’m pretty sure this was my prof. 😂

Dafuq why do French people have to show of that they're smart like they have to do a whole math equation just to say the number like what I can barely do math in English

🎩 Chapeau bas to anyone learning French! TAG A FRIEND learning French. LIKE & REBLOG 

"And then out of the corner of my eye I see a spaceship in the sky And hear a voice inside my head Follow me instead" -March to the Sea

Back story to baby carrots

When California farmer Mike Yorusek realized he was throwing away up to 400 tons of carrots a day because of their imperfections, he decided to shave down the ugly ones and sell them as snack-size nubs. They were so popular that people started developing miniature carrot strains, harvesters pulled their carrots immaturely so they would be smaller, and the industry was changed forever… and that’s where baby carrots come from. Source