Lmao I Would That Would Be So Cool

sTOP LIGHT POLLUTION NOW PLEASE

What would our skies look like if there were no light pollution?

What the hell is this!

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Me

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

Woah??

The human race is mostly dead. There are an estimated 108 billion human beings that have ever lived. Because only 7 billion people are currently alive, that means approximately 93% of all humans have died. Source Source 2

The pipes infront of my school sound like the tardis

A couple of possible reasons why we havent succeeded in finding other forms of life in space.

HELL YEAH

NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks

And may have inadvertently created a warp drive in the process.

NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

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How about let's not

Yes, you want her

Look at her, you know you do

It’s possible she wants you, too

There is one way to ask her

It don’t take a word

Not a single word

Go on and kiss the girl 

Pro Tip #1

To instantly get a private airplane, turn your phone on airplane mode and throw it as far as you can. Instant results garanteed.