Awwww Oh My Gosh

Sounds like something I would do

There’s a 300-page book called ‘A Void’ that was written without ever using the letter ‘e.’ The original is French, but there are over a dozen versions in different languages written by translators who also managed to compose them without using the most common letter of the alphabet. Source

So that's why these things work

Ouija Boards ‘work’ because of the ideomotor effect, where you sometimes move objects, or even yourself, without knowing it. Combined with a strong, subconscious need for an answer, it creates a situation where people can be spelling out words while moving the planchette and still believe 100% that they aren’t the ones doing it. Source

Also, the reason you can get spooky results with Ouija Boards is because you’re unaware of everything you know. A 2012 study had people answer questions both verbally and with a Ouija Board. They were blindfolded and told they’d be using the board with another person, who removed their hands after beginning the experiment.

For the questions that people were unsure about, those who used a Ouija Board answered correctly 65% of the time, compared to 50% of the time when answering verbally. The researchers concluded that people have a ‘second intelligence’ buried in their subconscious that can only be accessed under certain conditions.

ALSO… There’s a ghost behind you.                                          

Me trying to be poetic

The story of my life

in school/at work: can’t cope because it’s all too much, too many things craving attention, longing for some sweet alone time without school/work: can’t cope because no schedule, also Boredom™, if i spend one more minute alone doing nothing i’ll lose it

Computers learn in opposite order than humans. We first learned recognizing shapes, speaking, writing, then advanced math. Computers go from the other end.

Honestly I need like fourteen hours of sleep and three hours to wake up to function properly

I just pushed open a door and said excuse me. I SAID EXCUSE ME TO A DOOR

Voice actor parallels between Boku no Hero Academia and Haikyuu!!

"loosing one is not recommended"

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

Me @ 3 am: has a sudden urge to clean my room, run a mile, write a five page essay and paint a mural