Does Anyone Have Fic Recs For Stan Falling Into The Portal Instead Of Ford? It Can Be Ford Deciding To

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

I’m not joking fiddlestan is genuinely such a good ship and I will die on that hill

Both of them were rejected by Ford in a way— he pushed Fiddleford AND Stan away for his own pursuits (his muse/Bill and University)

And as a result both Stan and Fiddleford were so desperate to rekindle that relationship that they didn’t realize how poorly they were treated by Ford in the first place

And then they seek comfort in each other bc the other represents all of the GOOD parts of Ford and yet they lack his flaws and they both grieve him tg

(NOT TO MENTION au where Stan pretends to be Ford in front of McGucket bc that’s a whole other can of worms tjeislfmsowle)

Idk man I could get into the angsty details ig but idk I love them

Okay I'm listening to Phantom of the Opera and we definitely need a phantom hannibal au. If it already exists can I please get recs?

Like literally:

That's the most Hannibal thing ever

We are so back

Sobbing. I need to be needed. I need the intimacy of it. Let me worship you

Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.

Merlin and Aurther may have been soul mates, but Lancelot truly loved Merlin and every single detail about him. I ship merthur but I will die on that hill

Guys flowers make me so happy you don't understand! All I want is to live in a house full of fresh flowers surrounded by fields of flowers 💐🌻🌼🌷🪻⚘️🌹🪷🌺🌸

I was rewatching Gideon Rises and that scene in which he taunts Dipper by saying he has no muscle nor brains to fight back by himself without the Journal's help really gets to me...

And you know what? Ignore Ford's biased by society's expectations on a 1960's man: Dipper's greatest strenght was NEVER his brains.

I mean, he's incredibly smart, there's no doubt. But Gravity Falls is not a place in which you can survive with that alone despite Gideon and Ford saying so.

Dipper's greatest strenght was always the same as Stan: it's how much he loves his family and how far he's willing to go for his sister.

That same love was what made him stand up to the weirdness in Gravity Falls and always find a way out countless times. It's the reason he could sacrifice things for Mabel again and again and never once feel like she was in debt. The reason he could rescue her from Bill's perfect prison in Mabeland and EVEN THE REASON FORD WAS STILL HERE FOR WEIRDMAGEDDON.

The only thing able to subdue Dipper's very naturally human fear of death was his love for his new great uncle.

On a parallel note, Ford's strenght was actually the same as Mabel all along. His love for the unconventional and ability to think outside the box.

The same episode Mabel meets her favorite magical creature and finds out they're an asshole we get the flashback of Ford experiencing the exact same thing.

Here's a list of characters I love in fiction but hate in real life because some people are getting a little too serious

Tony Stark- MCU

Steve- Troll Hunters

Snotlout- How To Train Your Dragon

Greg House- House

James Potter- Harry Potter/Marauders

Matthew Murdock- Daredevil

Fitzwilliam Darcy- Pride and Prejudice

Tony Dinozzo- NCIS

There are probably more honestly. I love these characters and will defend them in an argument, but fiction does not equal reality