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We should’ve gotten a real foursome scene tbh, none of this cut-together-parallel-scenes bullshit, let them all fuck you cowards
the relationships in hannibal are so weird like will has kissed alana who had sex with hannibal who's in love with will who had sex with margot who is now married to alana??
The only valid ship dynamic:
Person A: HOHOHOHOHO TIME TO DO SOME DUMB SHIT
Person B: DO A FLIP!
*later, when the dumb shit went horribly, horribly wrong*
Person B: you fucking idiot, what the hell is wrong with you. That was so incredibly stupid, I cannot believe your dumbass really thought that was gonna fucking work out, I TOLD you it would go bad!
Person A: *in a full body cast* worth it
Il/I mostro/i di Firenze
Oof. Here we go:
It’s Beautiful
Will getting/stealing? Winston (it was such a sweet introduction to his character after the abruptness with Jack and Hannibal, it’s the scene that got me hooked on his character! <3)
Hannibal getting slapped by Bella (this got such a big laugh out of me and made my heart hurt at the same time. Definitely laugh a lot more now knowing how many times they shot that scene and how Gina Torres connected those slaps every. Single. Time.)
A Rare Gift
Alana/Will in the hospital with Abigail (again, sweet moments. I can never really hate Alana like some (weird imo) people do, she’s just generally a likeable character even if I question the things she does.)
Will running after Buster in the snow (just finished this episode. My heart hurts for the little man. </3)
Peter’s Confused
Bedelia bathing Hannibal (haven’t gotten this far, but I dislike sexy stuff so idk. Maybe it’ll be sweet non-sexual intimacy, but considering I could scoop the sexual tension in the latter half of season 2 like shortening and put it in a cake, I’m erring on the side of caution).
Hannibal and Sutcliffe having dinner and talking about Will (didn’t feel particularly strong about Sutcliffe. I did kind of appreciate him getting sliced open after the malpractice but then I wanted the same repercussions for Hannibal for letting it hurt my favorite character.)
Red Dragon eating Frederick Chilton’s lips (first of all, haven’t seen it yet. Second of all, that’s Gay. Third, I don’t like Chilton because he’s a little creep but I also like him bc he’s fun to beat up. Can’t put this anywhere else out of fairness.)
Atrocious Aftershave
Social worker in the horse (wtf was this? I literally had to sit and stare off into space for a solid 10 minutes after this episode ended because I couldn’t wrap my head around the beginning of the episode. This one was weird, even for me.)
Hannibal Scenes Tier List Game
Categories:
It's beautiful (your favorites)
A rare gift (you like it a lot)
Peter's confused (it's meh to you)
Atrocious Aftershave (makes you angry/you hate it)
ROUND 1
- Social worker in the horse
- Alana/Will in the hospital with Abigail (Alana reading for her)
- Red Dragon eating Frederick's lips
- Will getting/stealing? Winston
- Will running after Buster in the snow
- Bedelia bathing Hannibal
- Hannibal getting slapped by Bella
- Hannibal and Sutcliff having dinner and talking about Will
@hannibalismos-jaaneman @sadundefinedbread @sillywillygrahamcracker
Fanfics are insane because how the fuck does a cannibal maul at your neck and you’re hard, this man’s insane. Wdym you liked it, you were just on the edge of death fucking sicko.
But anyway, the fic is Until Death Do Us Unite by Amethystina on ao3. I’m going insane.
Oh, Hannibal is sooo mean because why would you manipulate an autistic man 😭
Will asking Hannibal if he just sniffed him is still one of the funniest fucking things in that show because he was the only one to call him out.
Will only sat with his legs spread in S2 after being released. Convinced he wanted Hannibal to jump him tbh.
Will shocking Hannibal by showing up at his office unannounced, covered in sweat, apologizing for the intrusion and telling Hannibal that he doesn’t know how he got there.
Hannibal doesn’t care, he thinks Will’s most beautiful when his emotions are raw. Grabs Will by the back of the neck as he watches him nod feverishly when Hannibal asks if it was: “a bad dream..?”.
Hannibal smiling as he rubs his hands down the sides of Will’s head and neck, whispering that he was okay and that he’s there. Feeling ELATED when Will leans his head onto his shoulder as he makes his way through another mild seizure.
Hannibal trying not to sound happy as he talks to Will knowing he will remember his voice and nothing else. Always happy to know a plan is working.
“I’m here. See? No one else. Just me and you.” Grabbing Will’s face in one hand and using the other to cup the back of his neck again and acting as if he’s never even thought of doing such a thing when Will gains consciousness an hour later.
“All better now?” His voice hazy as he watches from his chair as Will’s eyes scanter around the room before leaning forward and brushing his hand against his neck in the pretense of checking his fever.
“You had an episode. Nothing too bad but…nothing is going to hurt you.” He leaned back to rest comfortably in his chair and watched as Will fought to either give in or ignore his blatant manipulation. He knows Will would question why he heard him but doesn’t remember ever leaving his bed. Knows that Will is apprehensive of the situation because he was just feeding his dogs. Know that Will is breaking and needs a constant thing for balance.
“Not with me here…”
Hannibal’s willing to become that constant.
“Will is my friend.” This “Will I’m your friend.” That. We get it Hannibal. This is your first time carrying for another person and it’s so heavy that the only possible explanation you can think of is friendship because no one’s ever shown you the slightest morsel of love yet you find yourself caring about the way this unstable man thinks of you. A feeling so foreign for you that that’s what you think friendship is like even though you have the sneaking suspicion that it’s something more; willing to break the very thing you’ve found yourself needing to breathe in an attempt to understand it.
I’m sorry, Hannibal being all dark, mysterious and scary is so sick but then I see him climbing that stupid little ladder in his study and I can’t.
Rant about Indian liquorice because I love poison.
Indian liquorice is also known as Abrus precatorius and is a plant from the Fabaceae family, making it's most famous relative beeeaaannnzzz. It used to only exist in India but every tropical country has loads of this shit now.
The seeds, roots, bark and leaves contain a very Funny Substance™ that's one of the strongest poisons in the world.
Now let's say that hypothetically this liquorice got into the food of a person you coincidentally don't like. If the seeds are whole, nothing will happen, so you need to cut them up WHO SAID THAT. They also lose their toxic traits when you cook them, just like my ex.
After a few hours/up to two days your friend will get severe gastroenteritis, you know, vomiting, diarrhea, period cramps. Side effects often include a series of severe symptoms that transform the eyes into a shadow of their old selves. Oh and hair loss. I mean men are balding at 26 nowadays so it's not like people are gonna notice.
The most important aspect of the Funny Substance™ is the fact that it makes blood clot, and we all know what that does.
Two whole seeds are enough to cause severe poisoning in American adults.
While these little guys only grow in tropical regions, they're sometimes made into necklaces and sold, or placed in rosaries and dry arrangements.
Just saying.
Idk man that sounds like love to me.
hannibal is so fucking unserious like imagine you go to your friend who's a doctor for medical advice cause you've been having nightmares, headaches, been sleepwalking etc. and his only advice is to change your fucking aftershave cause he hates it
Sigh I just wanna good fanfic 😔 sigh or a gay manhwa 😔
I think my favorite line from Hannibal is where jack asks what level of the spectrum wills on. But instead of the actual line I say “how autistic are you will” 
what are Hannibal lines you quote on the daily? me: "I have hunger" (I think it's a Mason line), "tell me, Will", "I don't find you that interesting" (whenever I find a piece of content boring), "that may have been impulse", "I let you know me, see me" and "I miss my dogs, I'm not gonna miss you" (just randomly when I wanna be dramatic or for no reason and to the air), "bones and all?", "he's in the pantry" (not when people are in the pantry but just for no reason), "they know" (whenever they know)
Will on a daily basis
“Professor Graham why does Dr. Lecter call you babygirl?”- one of Will’s students probably
10/10 would read each and every time
me writing fics: *them being domestic cuddly cute psychotically romantic and having nasty nasty sex* *remembers they're supposed to be murderers* *them killing for no reason* *back to domestic shit cuddling nasty nasty sex* *oh yeah, they're psychos* *makes Will say some weird ass line about killing for no reason* *nasty nasty sex and cuddling session*
I love Hannibal trending on Easter
Hannibal lector is secretly a lemon shark who got jealous because their favorite diver (will graham) is paying attention to another lemon shark
But your honor I’m just a girl
me: *holds gummy worm between my fingers like a cigarette* *takes a drag* if hannigram can find love through murder and cannibalism maybe i can too
judge: you killed and ate six people
I’ve been listening to a LOT of Ricky Montgomery lately and it’s always these two songs that remind me of hannigram so much
Please let me know what you think I was thinking the first one (Mr. Loverman) is wills POV when Hannibal goes to jail or when he goes to Italy
The second one (My hearts buried in Venice) is Hannibal’s POV when he’s in Italy and missing will
I just LOST the MOST scrumptious HANNIGRAM FANFIC because I accidentally EXITED OUT OF THE APP I EVEN FORGOT THE NAME im dead ALL I CAN REMEMBER WAS WILL HAD AN ADOPTED SON WITH THE NAME THAT MEANT LONE WOLF IN FRENCH I THINK???
Season 3 of Hannibal reminds me of that one SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob has to go to school and leaves Patrick all alone
(Ofc Hannibal is Patrick)
Stop I’m on this episode rn are yall stalking me
Gay people can never just have sex, instead they stopped mid-nut AND mid hallucination of a foursome with his therapist, ex co-worker, and his therapist's current patient to have a second, worse hallucination of an eldritch horror stag man that resembles his therapist in the corner of his room, and then bust.
SOBBINGGGGGG HOW CAN I BE NORMAL ABT THEMMM
My heart 😭 these cutie pies💔
