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C.Hawks: I'm sure he will warm up to you. He just needs some time to get used to you is all. It is a shame what happened to Stars and Stripes, but we can't dwell on the past now! We need to prepare for what's ahead of us! And why? I honestly have no idea either, he just loves that psychotic arsonist.

F.Hawks: At least he understands me!

C.Hawks: Sure bud, whatever you say.

C.Hawks whispering to Talons: It's best we leave him for now, he will catch up later once he's calmed down.

🥺👉👈 hii!

C.Hawks: Heyo! It's nice to meet you!

F.Hawks: Hey there chickadee, you're surely a sight for sore eyes~

Thinking about how Hawks has never had a home cooked meal in his life before, so one day he finds a recipe online for Japanese Curry, and gets the ingredients to cook it. After cooking it and sitting down to eat it, he begins crying as he takes his first bite. He never realized the comfort and warmth a home cooked meal provided until now, and how he missed out on such a heavanly experience. Now whenever Hawks has a day off, or is unable to work, he spends his free time finding recipes and learning to cook. His appreciation for food skyrockets from its original standard.

(Hi, I'm back :) )

Haha, funny bird app account

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C.Hawks: *who supports Endeavour and helping their family out*

F.Hawks: *who has slept with the todoroki family except for Rei and Shoto and literally has slept with half of japan*

C.Hawks: I'm always willing to help out a friend in need, especially during everything going on. In order to have a functioning family, you need a base, and if that base, or Endeavour for example, were to fall. So does the whole family, even if they try to admit to being okay, they wont be. Plus if Endeavour fell from number 1, then I would have a lot more responsibility on my hands.

F.Hawks: Blah blah blah, family this, stability that. You should try getting laid for once. Why not start with the Todoroki's? It's pretty worth not gonna lie. C.Hawks visibly horrified: What is WRONG WITH YOU?! ARE YOU EVER NOT HORNY ON MAINE?!?!

F.Hawks: Hey, you know how it is. Once spring comes around, no one is safe from me or my devious charm~

C.Hawks about ready to flip a table: For the last time, Fanon, YOU ARE NOT A BIRD! F.Hawks shouting back: MAYBE NOT TO YOU, CANON. BUT ALL MY SIMPS AND FANS SEE ME AS ONE, SO THEREFOR I AM!

C.Hawks: I'm going to slap the bird out of you

F.Hawks: Ca-Caw fucker! I'm going to sleep with you're canon idols, fans, and the Todoroki's just so I can tell you how much of a loser you are and rub it in your face that I can get some in your world too!

C.Hawks on the phone: Hello, Police?

Dabi: Croissants: dropped.

Toga: Road: works ahead.

Twice: BBQ sauce: on my titties.

Hawks: Shavacado: fre.

Tomura: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead.

Sako:

Sako: …I hate every single one of you.

C.Hawks: No, I do not become super horny in spring, what makes people think that!?

F.Hawks: WOOO WHO WANTS TO FUCK?!

*C.Hawks looks over at F.Hawks*

C.Hawks: oh right, you exist...

*y/n confused by seeing two Hawks'*

Brain rotting.... summer is just around the cooornerrrrr! Time to break out the sundresses!!!

The bird boys when their S/O is in a pretty lil sundress and the oops one of the straps falls down her shoulder and he possibly gets a peak down her dress 😈

Canon wouldn't think much of it, or wouldn't show much of interest. However, on the inside he is freaking out slightly. Mainly due to the fact that he got a glance of what his partner has to offer. More than likely, he would fake a cough to clear his throat and reasjust the strap to keep from falling. The rest of the day, he is replaying the image in his head over and over again, causing a smile to never leave his face for the rest of the day.

Fanon would make a comment on the strap falling, and tease her about exposing herself to him. Teasing and flirting with her about how revealing she can be. Fanon of course, would fix the strap and hold her from behind as they are enjoying their time outside.

Fanfic writing time?

*seeing that it's 5AM*

My inner insomniac self telling me to get up and do it: Maybe

Me having to keep an eye on my dog who has a cone around his head: ... MAYBE

Also me wanting sleep: Go to bed

"You win this time sleep, but I will start writing soon.."

Fanon Hawks: I can't cook for shit, I always just order out because I will burn my home down if I turn on the stove.

Canon Hawks: I am a food Connoisseur, who knows my way around the kitchen, however due to my work, I can't really cook all that often. This is why I eat out a lot and enjoy the different taste of food.

Fanon Hawks: Fuck you and your knowledge of food.

In the process of editing now