Thinking About How Hawks Has Never Had A Home Cooked Meal In His Life Before, So One Day He Finds A Recipe

C.Hawks: Hey Fanon, you around?

*Canon looks around the house for Fanon*

C.Hawks: Fanon? Fanon!

*Canon finds Fanon in his room, curled up in a nest of blankets and pillows. His body is feverish and hot*

C.Hawks: Hey man, are you alright? You look awful.

F.Hawks: Is it spring already?

C.Hawks: Yeah, why- OH. Oh... You uhm, need anything?

F.Hawks: Besides someone something to mate fuck? I guess I'd like my pills. But I ran out last year, and I highly doubt your world has any rutting suppressants?

C.Hawks: I can go check, will you be alright by yourself though?

F.Hawks: Y-yeah, just... please look and see.

C.Hawks: Alright, I'll be back shortly, just hold on.

Went out to eat, and saw a guy making balloon animals and characters. My inner child came out and I now own a Squidward hat. Best $12 I've spent this week.

I LOVE your C. Hawks vs F. Hawks posts! It’s so funny to see how use-to fanon hawks I am when all your posts on him feels like something I’ve read before, but with canon it feels so new to me cause I never see him canon-written! ❤️ If requests are okay, what about in a romantic situation? 🤔 Maybe asking you out in a date and how both would go about it?

Lets see here... let's go with you are NOT a hero, you have been friends with Hawks for about a year now, and in that span, he has caught feelings.

Canon Hawks is a helpless romantic that has no idea what he is actually doing, but is trying his best. He doesn't want to ruin his first relationship, and doesn't want to lose you either. He has tried those magazine quizzes, advice online, even asked his friends about relationship advice, which didn't help. He sees you walk by and gets nervous, buy steels his nerves as you say hello. He greets you back, and asks what you are up too. After doing so, he looks around to make sure no one is within earshot. He doesn't need paparazzi and crazy teenage fans tearing him a new one. You notice him looking around, and ask if he is okay. He laughs it off and says, of course he is. As you two talk for a bit about ya'lls day (pardon my southern), he then asks if you are busy the next day. You wonder why asks, but realize his wings are down to nubs for he had recently gone through a tiresome search and rescue mission. Saying yes, he then proceeds to straight up ask you on a date. He doesn't beat around the bush either, he says a nice dinner, a movie, maybe even an amusement park, not all in that order of course. You are taken back by him asking you out, and ask why a date? He tells you he has no self control over what he wants, he saw you and wanted to be with you, but didn't want to scare you off. The practiced response you knew very well. You thought about it for a bit before accepting. He gives you a genuine smile and walks with you as the two of you continued to plan the date. A weight is lifted off his chest and his nerves die down, but not entirely. He is still nervous about the date, and tells you to tell him if you feel he is moving too fast. He does not want to make you uncomfortable in the slightest, and he does not want to act as if he knows what he is doing. He is honest when he says he knows little to nothing about dating due to working constantly and his days off are him resting, or out with his hero friends. He always has to keep up his image and isn't a fan of people treating him like his untouchable idle, or a man with the world in his palms. He tells you, that you treat him as a person, as a human being, which he truly appreciates. Hearing these things aren't new to you, as he has told you before, but it always surprises you that his response never changes. Before you two could continue conversation, a crowd of fans come by and you are pushed aside as the rampant teens and 20 somethings bombard him with compliments, questions and requests. You chuckle, used to it and wait nearby for him to finish tending to his fans.

Vs.

Fanon Hawks has gone and dated almost all of Japan by this point, yet he is very drawn to you of all people. He has dated other models, celebrities, even a few other heros, but is still enamored by you than all of them. He sees you walk by and he flies down to you, greeting you as he lands by your side. You greet him back, and already his is flirting with you, calling you pet names and asking if you are free tomorrow. You know that it's his day off tomorrow and luckily you are off work too. Saying yes, he smiles and suggests a date at a local amusement park. You raise a brow at his suggestion, knowing he wants to sleep with you. He has tried many different ways to get into your pants, all failing. However you would be surprised to say the least, seeing him take the romantic approach. You were curious about it and told him yes, on one condition. He asks what it was, and you tell him that you aren't sleeping. He blinks for a minute before he bursts laughing. He knew that was going to be the condition considering he his many advances. Shaking his head, Hawks proceeds to tell you that he rather it be a date-date, and that he actually wants to spend time with one of his best friends. Rolling your eyes, you agree, which makes his wings flutter and his smile wider. You two continue to walk as you plan the date. You knew that people would see it as him trying to get into another girl's pants, but he didn't see it that way. He didn't want you to see it that way either. Knowing Hawks for a year, you can tell when he is joking and when he is serious. Him asking you on this date, you knew he was serious. Deciding to treat it as a proper date, you think about what to wear when your are torn from your thoughts by a group of fans crowding Hawks. Some of his fans giving you dirty looks, and you being able to hear them talk about you in negative ways. You were used to it by now, in fact, its why Hawks couldn't keep a relationship for more than a week. His fans were ruthless and their online gossip was brutal. Hawks was happy you stuck around after the first month of being friends, and always apologized when things like this happened. You would always reassure him its fine, and he usually feels bad about it anyways. You decided to wait by a nearby bench and scroll through social media as he tended to his fans. You laughed to yourself once more. The infamous Hawks, genuinely asking you on a date, and no him wanting you to ruffle his feathers in bed. How interesting.

the only reason hori killed off twice was because he knew the twice x hawks duo was just too powerful. Even when they were just friends the fandom was obsessed, could you imagine what would have happened when they became boyfriends? The drama…the dynamic…it would have been unstoppable. And hori knew that, so he killed twice off and pretended like dabi was superior. Honestly, the dabihawks shippers should be grateful, because they wouldn’t have been able to handle the competition. Just look at these pics and try to tell me that Jinkei isn’t superior-

Mmm Hawks

TAKAMI KEIGO!!

Imagine if when Hawks apologized about his name, father, and killing Twice, saying how he was forced to do so under the commission, as it was his task. The people instead of resenting him, felt bad for him because he was forced to do things he didn't want to do, and was forced to keep his true identity a secret from the public. From which we know, he loves his fans, and truely loves his job of being a hero, which all the more hurts him that he has to lie to the public and keep secrets from the people that rely and believe in him the most.

Where was I going with this post? Idk, just kinda Hawks-dumping rn.

So we all know that Canon Hawks loves sweet coffee yeah?

But like, why?

Here is my theory.

We know as a kid, Hawks was neglected and would more than likely go days without food. Meaning anything he has had, would more than likely be bitter or stale. That is, until he gets taken by the commission. We know they trained him since he was young, and so what do kids love? Sweets! I can only assume they rewarded him with treats and candy whenever he did well, and once he was old enough, he would drink coffee to stay awake. Though when he first had it, they gave it to him black and without sugar. I would like to think that he is reminded of his childhood by the bitter taste it leaves, and he flat out rejects it. So the commission makes him sweet coffee, and he is in love. From then on, he only ever drank sweet sugary coffee because he would be reminded of how good of a job he did, or that he is no longer the sad little kid he used to be.

When Skeptic points out that Hawks freaked out when he almost got black coffee, it just points out more how much he hates the bitter taste it brings into his mouth. And any time we see Hawks eat or drink, it's usually savory or sweet foods, never bitter and salty foods.

Hawks, sweet tooth? Developed.

It's like that one meme.

*Hawks drinks coffee*

Hawks: It's like a reward.

F.Hawk: Canon, what's your opinion on migration?

C.Hawks: It's a bird thing isn't it? Like when it gets too cold birds migrate to warmer climates?

F.Hawks: Yeah, what's your opinion on it?

C.Hawks: I guess my opinion would be that there isn't anything bad about it since its a need for survival?

F.Hawks: ... Cool.

C.Hawks: Why?

F.Hawks: See you in the spring!

C.Hawks: ...

C.Hawks: ... WAIT-

F.Hawks: See ya!

C.Hawks: GET BACK HERE YOU OVERSIZED CHICKEN!!

Au where you summon a demon, but out comes the divine being that is Hawks. Beautiful and holy in every way, his brilliant, seraphim wings are jaw dropping and stunning. Golden cuffs on his neck, forarms, and ankles, with golden jewelry littering his hands and ears. His glowing amber eyes staring into your soul. For a moment you look back at the summoning circle and see if you did it wrong. No. You didnt. You did in fact summon a demon... or some... sort of being.

Turns out, you summoned a recently fallen angel who has yet to be tainted, except for his wings. Instead of a blinding white, they are a blood red, to symbolize the blood of the innocent. Innocent lives that have fallen because of him. His sins forever remaining on his body, through his wings.

He asks you what you want, you reply with "I want this person dead." Hawks frowns and denies your request as he refuses to kill another soul, for the more he kills, the more tainted he becomes. He refused to harm and shed blood. He was part of God's holy army, but after falling victim to the evil, manipulative words of a demon, he killed so many innocent lives and was punished. Outcasted to become a fallen angel and to forever rot in hell.

However, since you summoned him, how? He has no idea, nor do you, he has yet to do any 'rotting in hell'. He then decides to make a deal with you, he will serve you as an eternal servant if you create an eternal bind with him, in which your soul is his after death, and as long as he does not have to shed any more blood. You agree and you two form an eternal bond.

So now you have a fallen angel, a beautiful and handsome one at that, at your side to bend to your will.

F.Hawks: Man sometimes it's great to just unwind and take a load-off.

C.Hawks: What did you do? Why are you acting so casual and relaxed? Did you sleep with Fanon Dabi again?!

F.Hawks: Yes, but can't a guy just take a day to relax? Sheesh, it's like you never got a day off or something. Relax bud.

C.Hawks: I get time off! But I don't spend it sleeping with villains!

F.Hawks: You should try it sometime, you may like it.

C.Hawks: I'm going now, I rather hang out with All Might than you

F.Hawks: Why not go on a date with your man crush instead? I'm sure number 1 wouldn't mind.

C.Hawks: I need more friends...