I Guess I Should Make This Announcement Due To The Number Of Asks I Have Been Getting. But Anyway, I

F.Hawks: I absolutely love cats! Especially ones that are tall, dark, and handsome.

C.Hawks: Are... you saying you love an animal that is known for hunting birds for sport?

F.Hawks: ....

F.Hawks: Dabi doesn't hunt birds for sport!

C.Hawks: Of course you're talking about Dabi.

Sometimes I like to think that Hawks will go days with improper sleep, and it doesn't show much except for the bags under his eyes when he takes photos with fans. People think the bags are due to hard work and non-stop crime fighting, and while true, it's mainly because he gets maybe 3 to 4 hours of sleep a night. Then when sleep finally catches up to him, he ends up sleeping for a whole week straight, only waking up from being hungry, and ends up in cranky moods. When he gets calls as to where he is, in a grumpy mood he just mumbles "sleepy", or "leave me alone". Bird man needs his rest but can't properly care for himself.

F.Hawks: pfft, this is my first time playing this game. Are you sure your not letting me win on purpose? I got green. Soon I will reach the end before you, if you keep going easy on me!

To All the Hawks: Your personalities make me think you'd be very good with kids. Thoughts on kids? Maybe taking a little orphan girl under your....wing?

In unison: Kids?

C.Hawks: I always enjoy making kids happy, and putting a smile on their face is just another joy of being a hero!

F.Hawks: I don't mind kids. As long as they aren't the type to constantly put everything they touch in their mouths, then I'm fine with them.

C.Hawks: Though, I don't know if I would have the time to watch over a kid while I'm working. I feel like they would be very lonely since I'd be gone all day.

F.Hawks: Ah you and your excuses. I don't mind taking a chick under my wing. Plus if her original parents didn't want them, I sure as Hell do. Birds of a feather have to stick together after all.

C.Hawks: Oh sure, play the guilt trip card. Very mature of you fanon.

F.Hawks: Look bud, are you gonna help or bail on me like your mother did when she gave you to the commission?

C.Hawks: Okay ouch first of all. Second, fine. But your watching her while I'm at work.

F.Hawks: Yessir!

C.Hawks: I've got to admit, they are very cute.

F.Hawks: That they are.

C.Hawks: I'm Hawks, a man who is too fast for his own good. I'm the number 2 pro hero in Japan. You can count on me if you're in trouble!

F.Hawks: I'm also Hawks... but better! I'm also the number 2 pro hero in Japan. You can call me to your bed anytime and I will make sure to service you until the very end~

C.Hawks scowling at F.Hawks: GO BACK TO THE HELL HOLE YOU FLEW OUT OF! NOBODY WANTS YOU!

F.Hawks: Ouch, someones mad I get all the ladies...

C.Hawks: I will pin you to a wall with my feathers and leave you there to rot.

F.Hawks: Oo kinky, I like it.

C.Hawks: Goodbye, I'm out. I'm going on vacation, bye.

F.Hawks: Being part bird, I do tend to have weird habits. My wings tend to give away my emotions, but love having my wings preened.

C.Hawks: ... IT'S A MUTATION QUIRK, YOUR WINGS ARE A MUTATION QUIRK, ITS NOT AN ANIMAL BASED QUIRK, NOR IS IT AN ANIMAL MUTATION QUIRK! YOU ARE NOT PART BIRD!

F.Hawks: You're just jealous.

C.Hawks: I'm done, I'm done.

F.Hawks: I'm just better than you.

C.Hawks: You need to cease.

What logic is this?

(orig.)

Fanon lovers, take note:

F.Hawks: SCREEEEE

C.Hawks: Why can you make that noise?

F.Hawks: Why can't you?

C.Hawks: Why would I?

F.Hawks: How else are you going to establish dominance over your fellow hero partners?

C.Hawks: ...

I don't care what anyone says about the Jacket. Hawks in the OVA is stupidly cute. When he does the little peace sign, its just. Its just. SEND ME TO THE SKIES HE IS TOO CUTE TO COMPREHEND!!!

Plus the jacket reminds me of a hunter style. Like those camo jackets hunters wear in the forest/woods so its harder for animals to spot them.

If I don't seem as active as usual....

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