C.Hawks: I Hate Dabi, He Smells Horrible And Is A Liar.

the only reason hori killed off twice was because he knew the twice x hawks duo was just too powerful. Even when they were just friends the fandom was obsessed, could you imagine what would have happened when they became boyfriends? The drama…the dynamic…it would have been unstoppable. And hori knew that, so he killed twice off and pretended like dabi was superior. Honestly, the dabihawks shippers should be grateful, because they wouldn’t have been able to handle the competition. Just look at these pics and try to tell me that Jinkei isn’t superior-

I REALLY NEED TO FINISH THIS FFS

C.Hawks: *who supports Endeavour and helping their family out*

F.Hawks: *who has slept with the todoroki family except for Rei and Shoto and literally has slept with half of japan*

C.Hawks: I'm always willing to help out a friend in need, especially during everything going on. In order to have a functioning family, you need a base, and if that base, or Endeavour for example, were to fall. So does the whole family, even if they try to admit to being okay, they wont be. Plus if Endeavour fell from number 1, then I would have a lot more responsibility on my hands.

F.Hawks: Blah blah blah, family this, stability that. You should try getting laid for once. Why not start with the Todoroki's? It's pretty worth not gonna lie. C.Hawks visibly horrified: What is WRONG WITH YOU?! ARE YOU EVER NOT HORNY ON MAINE?!?!

F.Hawks: Hey, you know how it is. Once spring comes around, no one is safe from me or my devious charm~

C.Hawks about ready to flip a table: For the last time, Fanon, YOU ARE NOT A BIRD! F.Hawks shouting back: MAYBE NOT TO YOU, CANON. BUT ALL MY SIMPS AND FANS SEE ME AS ONE, SO THEREFOR I AM!

C.Hawks: I'm going to slap the bird out of you

F.Hawks: Ca-Caw fucker! I'm going to sleep with you're canon idols, fans, and the Todoroki's just so I can tell you how much of a loser you are and rub it in your face that I can get some in your world too!

C.Hawks on the phone: Hello, Police?

Yeah I didn't spend an entire morning creating a fake magazine cover for this silliness, no not at all.

Semi-related to this other post I did

Branded 💋

i just wanted to tell hawks that i really look up to him as an older brother, and that he really means a lot to me ❤️

Hawks: Oh- you do?! Well, that's really neat! I don't have any siblings of my own, but knowing someone sees me like one is mind blowing. I hope to be able to protect you like a big bro as well then. It's my job as a hero and a brother to do that, so I'll do my best!

Brain rotting.... summer is just around the cooornerrrrr! Time to break out the sundresses!!!

The bird boys when their S/O is in a pretty lil sundress and the oops one of the straps falls down her shoulder and he possibly gets a peak down her dress 😈

Canon wouldn't think much of it, or wouldn't show much of interest. However, on the inside he is freaking out slightly. Mainly due to the fact that he got a glance of what his partner has to offer. More than likely, he would fake a cough to clear his throat and reasjust the strap to keep from falling. The rest of the day, he is replaying the image in his head over and over again, causing a smile to never leave his face for the rest of the day.

Fanon would make a comment on the strap falling, and tease her about exposing herself to him. Teasing and flirting with her about how revealing she can be. Fanon of course, would fix the strap and hold her from behind as they are enjoying their time outside.

OMG you were real quick, thank you for answering me!! I had a feeling that Canon would keep his name to himself but I wasn’t sure to which point he would! As always your post is truly amazing and it helps to learn the difference. Oh! I also read your post about their reaction to a fever and it was really cute, for both of them. ♥️ I wish you a nice day/night and I shall now go back reading your posts from the shadows lol.

Of course! If I can't get back to someone right away, I usually try to get to them at some point in the day/night. Thank you again for your kind words, I will never get tired of someone telling me they enjoy what I post, or that it makes their day. I hope you have a nice day/night as well! Oh and have fun lurking too!

It's finally here... now to write

Just watched a turf war between 2 crows, a hawk and 4 vultures. The vultures won.