Just Watched A Turf War Between 2 Crows, A Hawk And 4 Vultures. The Vultures Won.

Update: I'm stupid and my laptop charger wasnt fully plugged in. It's still old as hell though

Looks like updates will be a lot slower :/ My laptop is really old and is on its last steps. My new computer is having power issues, so I will have to write everything on my phone. Big sadge

C.Hawks: *who supports Endeavour and helping their family out*

F.Hawks: *who has slept with the todoroki family except for Rei and Shoto and literally has slept with half of japan*

C.Hawks: I'm always willing to help out a friend in need, especially during everything going on. In order to have a functioning family, you need a base, and if that base, or Endeavour for example, were to fall. So does the whole family, even if they try to admit to being okay, they wont be. Plus if Endeavour fell from number 1, then I would have a lot more responsibility on my hands.

F.Hawks: Blah blah blah, family this, stability that. You should try getting laid for once. Why not start with the Todoroki's? It's pretty worth not gonna lie. C.Hawks visibly horrified: What is WRONG WITH YOU?! ARE YOU EVER NOT HORNY ON MAINE?!?!

F.Hawks: Hey, you know how it is. Once spring comes around, no one is safe from me or my devious charm~

C.Hawks about ready to flip a table: For the last time, Fanon, YOU ARE NOT A BIRD! F.Hawks shouting back: MAYBE NOT TO YOU, CANON. BUT ALL MY SIMPS AND FANS SEE ME AS ONE, SO THEREFOR I AM!

C.Hawks: I'm going to slap the bird out of you

F.Hawks: Ca-Caw fucker! I'm going to sleep with you're canon idols, fans, and the Todoroki's just so I can tell you how much of a loser you are and rub it in your face that I can get some in your world too!

C.Hawks on the phone: Hello, Police?

My writers block is weird. It comes and goes in waves, where I will be very inspired to write, then the next hour and I'm like: My mind is blank, time to stop for the week.

Brain rotting.... summer is just around the cooornerrrrr! Time to break out the sundresses!!!

The bird boys when their S/O is in a pretty lil sundress and the oops one of the straps falls down her shoulder and he possibly gets a peak down her dress 😈

Canon wouldn't think much of it, or wouldn't show much of interest. However, on the inside he is freaking out slightly. Mainly due to the fact that he got a glance of what his partner has to offer. More than likely, he would fake a cough to clear his throat and reasjust the strap to keep from falling. The rest of the day, he is replaying the image in his head over and over again, causing a smile to never leave his face for the rest of the day.

Fanon would make a comment on the strap falling, and tease her about exposing herself to him. Teasing and flirting with her about how revealing she can be. Fanon of course, would fix the strap and hold her from behind as they are enjoying their time outside.

An old favorite

Fanon lovers: Hawks would be a shitty boyfriend since he is always working and probably uses his body in some lines of his work.

Canon lovers: Hawks is a precious fucking bean that must be protected. If you try and slander the precious nugget, you are going to meet your McFucking end.

Im not ready for the divorce to be animated.

I'm not ready to hear Hawks' weak voice

Hawks my love, please. WE AREN'T READY!

F.Hawks: Not if I have anything to say about it. Hah! Double blue! I'm so going to win, just you wait!

To All the Hawks: Your personalities make me think you'd be very good with kids. Thoughts on kids? Maybe taking a little orphan girl under your....wing?

In unison: Kids?

C.Hawks: I always enjoy making kids happy, and putting a smile on their face is just another joy of being a hero!

F.Hawks: I don't mind kids. As long as they aren't the type to constantly put everything they touch in their mouths, then I'm fine with them.

C.Hawks: Though, I don't know if I would have the time to watch over a kid while I'm working. I feel like they would be very lonely since I'd be gone all day.

F.Hawks: Ah you and your excuses. I don't mind taking a chick under my wing. Plus if her original parents didn't want them, I sure as Hell do. Birds of a feather have to stick together after all.

C.Hawks: Oh sure, play the guilt trip card. Very mature of you fanon.

F.Hawks: Look bud, are you gonna help or bail on me like your mother did when she gave you to the commission?

C.Hawks: Okay ouch first of all. Second, fine. But your watching her while I'm at work.

F.Hawks: Yessir!

C.Hawks: I've got to admit, they are very cute.

F.Hawks: That they are.

canon vs fanon Hawks and how they’d have sex with their girlfriend. would it be rough and hard or soft and gentle?

How would they have sex? Hmmm.. Now if we go off how Hawks acts.

Canon would be the type to not hold back. He may be gentle in the beginning, just so his partner is adjusted and comfortable. But after that, he would go at a pace he deems himself as pleasurable. He would not hold back moans or words, he would speak his mind during sex, and tell his partner how they make him feel. Once he set is mind on something, he will not stop until he has accomplished his goal. All in all, Canon would be rough, even if he isn't very good in the beginning, he learns and adjusts to be very flexible in bed.

Now Fanon. Fanon? Fanon.

Fanon, this man. Fucks. And he knows he does. His partner is always satisfied, and he makes sure of it. He will always put their needs over his in bed, though sometimes he can be selfish. He can be very gentle and seducing, or rough and sexy. He is for foreplay, and maybe a bit of roleplay when the mood is right. He will always make sure his hands are going something, he is a very touchy person and loves to hold his partner. The way Fanon sees it, if his partner is enjoying herself, then he is enjoying himself as well.

Fuck

Aw shit. I'm almost done with chapter 4, like, really close. But then, but then... My brain was like: Hey remember Homestuck and how you were in the fandom and like a major nerd? Yeah, here now I'm going to throw old videos and songs from the fandom at your face that you should rewatch/listen to again while you write. Now I can't get Karkalicious out of my head.

Hi there! I love your blog!! I have a question for canon and fanon Hawks if that's alright with you.

I'm sure you a lot of questions like this, but would you mind sharing what your love language would be when with a close friend or partner?

Thank you for your time! Take it easy! ✌❤ -Auro

Love language? Oh, this is one I have always thought of. Also thank you for the support! But anyways:

Surprisingly enough, both Canon and Fanon speak in unison.

"Touch."

C.Hawks: Growing up, I didn't get that domestic life a kid ought to have. Love and affection from their parents, in fact, the exact opposite.

F.Hawks: Longing for something you wish you could have? It's like a forbidden fruit. Knowing what it feels like to be abused? Knowing others go through that as well, it's heart breaking.

C.Hawks: Just imagine, instead of someone touching you with the intention to hurt you, they hold you in their arms. They pat your head, mess with your hair, and give you a smile. It's so nice, so heartwarming, so...

F.Hawks: Domestic. It's something longing, yearning. Even a simple hug is enough to make my day. Having someone mess with my wings, while thats a different feeling for me compared to Canon. It's still something nice.

C.Hawks: It's easy to tell when someone needs the touch of another person.

F.Hawks: Whether it be an intimate touch, or a simple high five. The feeling of contact with another human being, it's very nice.

C.Hawks: A hug. That's something I could never get tired of.

F.Hawks: I don't think either of us will.

C.Hawks: Yeah...