Oh Hell Yeah! I Would Go There To Get Cursed

You could tie it around your waist? Or on top of your bag if its a like shoulder bag??

When you get caught in rain and then realise you genuinely can’t remember the last time it rained

i have a great day until i remember something mildly embarrassing i did twenty years ago and then i freeze on the spot unable to move

How did it go?

brb i’m dying my hair blue with crayola markers

MMMMMMMMM

MY PEOPLE

i should be given treats for not screaming loud as fuck when people make Bad Sounds

Yes this!!!

My headcanon is that he had a wife, but she died, and he was too grief stricken to tell anybody. Then he met this guy George (the "brother in law"), and they eventually move in together (in one of the early seasons Columbo mentions that George is living with him). When he talks about his wife in the show, the stories are a mix of the dead wife and George

columbo gets a free of charge travel plus hotel plus expenses plus tourism all paid trip to EUROPE to the other side of the world in england but he doesnt bring his wife. he does bring his brother in laws camera thou. you know wat we call these men

real adult™ tip from a real adult™ with executive dysfunction

do stuff while waiting for other stuff

like that sounds intuitive and vague but so much of the day is spent in a period of wait and if you struggle to motivate yourself to do things then this is the best time

waiting for your water to boil? bag up your garbage. waiting for your coffee to drip? wipe down your counters. roommate taking up the bathroom? scoop the cat box. waiting for your food to cook in the microwave? do however many dishes you can while it’s in there. 

waiting is the perfect time to do a limited amount of something for yourself where you would be otherwise just standing around doing fuck-all

My favorite band!

My bf overheard me watching a Drawfee video and said “is that Karina and the white boys”

Also dont speak 'murican, im 167 cm, so 5'3-5'4 ig??

@ mutuals rb this w how tall you are i wanna know

i’m 4’11