Also Dont Speak 'murican, Im 167 Cm, So 5'3-5'4 Ig??

i have a great day until i remember something mildly embarrassing i did twenty years ago and then i freeze on the spot unable to move

Hope Greenland's new council/government has a good first day, while having an unofficial visit from JD and Usha Vance

How it feels to be alive sometimes

Mum I'm famous

Love those silly pictures of pets from the early 1900's

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

It has also rained three times this week where I live, plus a little snow yesterday :)) (denmarkcore)

When you get caught in rain and then realise you genuinely can’t remember the last time it rained

... Fine I'll stop crying

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

im obsessed with the idea that gothamites 100% know who all the batkids are, like “ for sure Dick Grayson is nightwing #thebuttsmatch” and they figured out all their identities and who it correlates to, “ofc the newest robin with all the swords is Damian Wayne!!” but they refuse to even consider Bruce and The Batman being the same guy. it just doesn’t make sense?? Brucie Wayne, dressing up as a bat and calling himself vengeance???? as if???? also he’s from bristol???? can’t possibly be Brucie. Like they genuinely believe that Bruce is the father to a whole gaggle of themed vigilantes and just doesn’t know it. Anytime his kids disappear during a gala, he gets a bunch of pitiful looks and he can’t leave bc everyone’s looking at him now??

This actually works into a lot of ppls theories that Brucie is The Batman’s sugar daddy, bc clearly they’re together and co parenting the batkids??

17. Everyone is at least a little queer

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here