Things I Have Done In My Sleep (and Therefore Involuntary):

Beautiful

There are so many theories about Columbo’s wife not being real (she’s a complete fabrication, she’s secretly his boyfriend, he’s actually talking about a very opinionated cat, etc) and I love all of them but tbh he really gives off major “out of touch but super supportive straight man with a trans wife” vibes.

His wife was one of his guy friends for a while and when she finally came out to him he was like “Oh, wouldja look at that! This is VERY convenient. See, I’ve never been into guys myself. Nothing against fellas who like that, just not my cup of tea. So I’ve been trying to figure out for ages why I want to ask you out on a date. Confusin the heck out of me. Again, nothing against it, just never something I’ve been into before. I was having a whole identity crisis over it, Yknow. But I guess that clears all that up! Whaddaya say to dinner?”

Mum I'm famous

It has also rained three times this week where I live, plus a little snow yesterday :)) (denmarkcore)

When you get caught in rain and then realise you genuinely can’t remember the last time it rained

Oh god no I fear I love this way too much

I’m new to tumblr so I’m not completely sure how this works. First post, and it’s wolfstar!

Just saw flamingo for thw forst time and it was amazing. I fell a bit in love with both dancers and the entire preformance style

In total there was to dancers (a man and woman), three singers, and two guitarists. Not everyone was always on stage. And I missed the danvers when they vere backstage. It looked like this

It was just amazing. The way I understood not a single word sung, but totally got what they were showinf. It show was improvosed whoch was lovely. The two dancers would sometimes be on different wavelenfrh (ofc still on the same beat) and then two seconds latee do the exacr same thing fuæly synceonized. My jaw was oon the floor. The preformers were having so much fun espessially the two dancers. They wouæd smile at each almost laughing with such a genuent joy.

And dont evem get me started on her dresses. Ooooh and that last one. It was blue and long and dragged bevind her. Red on the inside. He teased her and grapped the end at one point.

Did i mention it was amazing?

Very sorry, vert tired

Goodnight

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

... Fine I'll stop crying

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such