It Has Also Rained Three Times This Week Where I Live, Plus A Little Snow Yesterday :)) (denmarkcore)

it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

This is now my new favorite best friend duo

i have a great day until i remember something mildly embarrassing i did twenty years ago and then i freeze on the spot unable to move

Upon Receiving My Inheritance by William Fargason

Honestly, I'm really surprised the civil war hasn't started yet. Just waiting for it to begin

I really do think he’s gonna declare martial law on Easter. Things are ramping up.

... Fine I'll stop crying

hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

How it feels to be alive sometimes

Let him starve

LETS GOOO! Just passed my driving test, and is of course celebrating it with a new embroidery project!