@staff Our Identities Aren’t Nsfw And We Will Not Stand For Them To Be Treated As Such

You could tie it around your waist? Or on top of your bag if its a like shoulder bag??

When you get caught in rain and then realise you genuinely can’t remember the last time it rained

Beautiful

There are so many theories about Columbo’s wife not being real (she’s a complete fabrication, she’s secretly his boyfriend, he’s actually talking about a very opinionated cat, etc) and I love all of them but tbh he really gives off major “out of touch but super supportive straight man with a trans wife” vibes.

His wife was one of his guy friends for a while and when she finally came out to him he was like “Oh, wouldja look at that! This is VERY convenient. See, I’ve never been into guys myself. Nothing against fellas who like that, just not my cup of tea. So I’ve been trying to figure out for ages why I want to ask you out on a date. Confusin the heck out of me. Again, nothing against it, just never something I’ve been into before. I was having a whole identity crisis over it, Yknow. But I guess that clears all that up! Whaddaya say to dinner?”

The lonely flower petal

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Rainbow Falls

2 mandarins for good luck 🍊🍊

Oh god no I fear I love this way too much

I’m new to tumblr so I’m not completely sure how this works. First post, and it’s wolfstar!

Hope Greenland's new council/government has a good first day, while having an unofficial visit from JD and Usha Vance