This Is So Important! And It Applies To Every Passion/hobby

17. Everyone is at least a little queer

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

How did it go?

brb i’m dying my hair blue with crayola markers

Just got of the plane. I could not stop looking at what the guy next to me had between his legs. It was amazing. Sometimes his legs were blocking it so I couldn't see it, but I still tried to peek. Even got a picture:

Obviously a little old with the white hairs, but still a very good boy. Got through the entire flight without moving or even making a sound. I really wanted to pet him, but didn't because of my allergies :(

It has also rained three times this week where I live, plus a little snow yesterday :)) (denmarkcore)

When you get caught in rain and then realise you genuinely can’t remember the last time it rained

4,5 cm spoon? Damn thats a big ant

The smallest wooden spoon in the world is only 4.5 cm long. The spoon was made by Indian carver Gowrishankar Gammadidhala.

He successfully convinced the ant to hold this wooden spoon and took this photo to show the size comparison with the ant.

Next time, he plans to make the smallest bowl in the world.

🤔I'm quite curious about how he convinced the ant to hold the spoon.

it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

Oh dont worry, it gets better!! (if you exclude all the other bad stuff that happens)

i started watching house because i thought it would be fun and entertaining but instead i spent an hour crying over the season 4 finale only to be hit with thirteen’s diagnosis and wilson leaving and house’s dad’s funeral and curry’s adoption falling through within the next 5 episodes 😭😭😭 the funny hospital yaoi show is slowly ending me

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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