Oh The Struggle Is SO Real

Also dont speak 'murican, im 167 cm, so 5'3-5'4 ig??

@ mutuals rb this w how tall you are i wanna know

i’m 4’11

Love those silly pictures of pets from the early 1900's

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

Oh thats true! :o Just sad it wasnt enough snow to have a fight or anything.

And the downside is I have to check the weather every day because it changes so much. Two days ago it was 15 degrees celsius, today it was 3...

When you get caught in rain and then realise you genuinely can’t remember the last time it rained

Things I have done in my sleep (and therefore involuntary):

Snore

Pee

Drool

Turn 180° (head where feet are supposed to)

Answer my mum

Vomit

Have a nose bleed

And let me tell you, waking up with you face in a pool of half dried blood, is scary.

Just got of the plane. I could not stop looking at what the guy next to me had between his legs. It was amazing. Sometimes his legs were blocking it so I couldn't see it, but I still tried to peek. Even got a picture:

Obviously a little old with the white hairs, but still a very good boy. Got through the entire flight without moving or even making a sound. I really wanted to pet him, but didn't because of my allergies :(

Upon Receiving My Inheritance by William Fargason

These!

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

LETS GOOO! Just passed my driving test, and is of course celebrating it with a new embroidery project!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

Birbs!!

tea party birds