Ive Heard The New Sp Special Finally Came Out I Am SO Excited To Watch It HOPE IT’LL GIVE ME SOME KYMAN

stan marsh sees two guys literally just standing next to each other and be like “oh wow is this another reason to doubt my sexuality?”

creekenny being an absolutely hilarious ot3 part four

so nobody in the town knows for sure if kenny actually dates one or both of them. like, everyone is pretty used to seeing creek obviously dating and not even trying to hide it, and their parents know craig and tweek are dating but literally NO ONE understands kenny’s role in this relationship. there’s always some rumors and gossips here and there from some girls who saw kenny kissing craig after the party, or tweek holding kenny’s hand lovingly.

and when someone is really desperate enough for knowing the truth to actually ask one of them who tf is dating who in this odd love triangle, they always get different answers because these three mfs find other people’s curiosity hysterical.

they’re like:

kenny: (Ah, yes, that’s a threesome. Like a regular sausage party but times three, you know.)

craig: Uh, Kenny? Yeah, he’s, like, our pet, ‘cause me and Tweek aren’t allowed to have another guinea pig.

tweek: Kenny? Well, he’s kinda stuck with us for some reason. Man, I don’t know, maybe he wants to steal our stuff when we let our guard down…

kenny: (I’m just working undercover to check if they’re actually gay or just pretending to get more money and attention from girls.)

tweek: Wait, what do you mean “dating”? Gah!!! Are you implying he’s sleeping with my boyfriend? I thought he was hanging out with us because Craig owes him money! That son of a bitch!…

craig and kenny, trying so hard not to laugh: 😱 Oops, busted…

girls say that they’re bi and then they’re attracted to

I miss uuuuuu —totally bloog<3

OMGGG HEY!!!!! srry im kinda resting rn so i dont really use social media much BUT AWWW I REALLY MISSED INTERACTING WITH U TOO !!!! 🤲🤲

i think ima return to tumblr like in four days or so!!! cooking another kyman au rn >:]]

IT’S KYMAN WEEK AND CARTDAY NOW OMG

happy birthday the most fucked up boy <3

Made a lil kyman animatic cause I love them sm???

Song's by Reel Big Fish!

I need to share with someone but like...Icicles by The Scary Jokes is just Kyman angst from Cartman's perspective to me and I just UNGH

i dont know you but youre so. damn. right.

YES JUST YESSS. and the whole vibe of this song reminds me of cartman (maybe my headcanon version of his like 17 yo)

that was a long rest but HEYYY im kinda back!!!!!!!!

i haven’t written a lot of things during my time off but i’ve kind of started to write my university au kyman fanfic (this is difficult cuz i have no clue how universities in usa work so i’ll have to do a lot of research….) and yepp that’s it. if anyone is interested i can tell more about this au adding some details (it also has stutters and weidi in it!!)

aaaaand cw nsfw mentioned

btw guys im still pretty new to tumblr so idk does anyone here think it’d be okay if i posted some aged up!kyman nsfw headcanons? /gen. that’s sorta the only thing i’ve written so far hehe

in s17e1 “let go, let gov” it was confirmed that cartman usually talks on his speakerphone and now i truly believe that’s how he and kyle revealed their relationship to other guys. because one day cartman (as usual) put the conversation on speakerphone when kyle called him without giving it a second thought and kyle casually said “Hello, honey” while stan and kenny were standing next to cartman. and then there was this moment of silence.