I HAVE MADE AI POISON

I had this idea about Phineas and Ferb:

Perry pays the bills and taxes, but one month he gets so caught up in work that he temporarily forgets.

The parents both thought that the other was paying all the bills, so then they’re like “wait…if IM not paying the bills, and YOURE not paying the bills…who is??”

And then the family finds Perry paying the bills and stuff, but he goes platypus mode and so he’s just like “krrrgrggg” and instead of going “WTF how is Perry paying the bills??” The family is just like

“awww! Thanks Perry, you’re such a good platypus!! Good boy, Perry!” 🥰🥰

So then if there’s a court case over the house and the judge is like “okay who pays the bills?” Both the parents sigh before going “bring him in, boys”

and Phineas & Ferb walk in holding Perry and the whole court’s like “what???”

And then they show a video of Perry paying the pills & Taxes and the courts like:

“YOU ARENT EVEN QUESTIONING WHY YOUR PET PLATYPUS IS PAYING THE BILLS??? WHERE DOES HE GET THE MONEY??” And the whole family just shrugs and is like “we were worried that if we questioned him he might think he’s not supposed to do that, so we just gave him some yummy treats and called him a good boy :]”

Concept idea (other people can use this too):

A group of fae that are queer affirming (some are actually queer too) and the imitation fae (name stealing) of the group can take your dead name from you.

Taking your dead name makes them stronger without causing any harm to you, so it’s a win-win.

One of the younger fae isn’t an imitation fae, but rather a guardian fae who has an online shop with a bunch of pride jewelry (that can also be enchanted if the customer wishes). They’re Non binary and gave their dead name to their friends.

THIS IDEA GIVES ME SO MUCH DOPAMINE

I’m already fleshing out the character ideas >:}

Im cackling, I need my sister to see this shit bc she used to play orchestra and I used to play percussion and MY GOD 😭😭😭

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

Vibing rn

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

My half Irish, Celtic self: :0 *Neuron Activation*

Unironically I do really love everything potato lol :3

hello,

potato fries

potato chips

potato wedges

baked potato

loaded baked potato

curly fries (potato)

steak fries (potato)

tater tots (potato)

mashed potatoes

hash browns (potato)

gnocchi (potato) (advanced potato)

please let me know if I'm going too fast

First post here-

HOW AM I STUPIDLY SKINNY WITH THE MINIMUM BODY FAT TO BE HEALTHY.

BUT IM ALSO BROAD- THAT SHOULDNT WORK (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

Partially me :3

I’m Parafeminine (mostly woman)

And the other part of my gender is

(It’s dumb, I know but we don’t judge)

👹👁️E N D E R M A N G E N D E R 💜✨

Xenogender Vaporeon pls :3 <3

tropical fish

As a single person who cares about being good in school: Fuck you /j

(I SEARCHED FOR THIS POST JUST TO SAY THIS)

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

Cheers to hating that bitch 🙌

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

I was cutting onions for dinner

It was all going well, and I thought:

“Oh hey, the onions aren’t waging war on my eyes”

I was a fool to believe the onions had granted me mercy, because just as I thought that, the onions decided to strike