Im cackling, I need my sister to see this shit bc she used to play orchestra and I used to play percussion and MY GOD đđđ
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
Yeah, I talk to my cat a lot, but sheâs always been very loud
but Gypsum (my momâs cat) has been a bit lonely since my Mom got her dog and Atticus (a brown lab/pointer mix) doesnât do well with cats-
So Gypsumâs been in the basement with me, but I still give her luv when I can :3
Some picks of the fluffy butt for your soul <3
My momâs huge fluffy & Chonky cat:
-meows when hungry
-meows when wants attention
-meows when sad
My TINY ASS DWARF TUXEDO cat:
-meows when hungry
-meows when jumping
-meows when picked up
-meows when put down
-meows when angry
-meows when sad
-meows when happy
-meows when wanting attention
-meows while GETTING attention
-meows to say hi
-meows to say bye
-meows when sleepy
-LOUD AS FUCK WHEN EATING (she snurffles so loud while inhaling her food đ)
-meows when zoomy
-meows at my leopard gecko (they somehow hate EVERY OTHER PET EXCEPT FOR EACHOTHER WHEN THEYRE THE ONES WHO SHOUKD HATE EACH ITHER THE MOST???)
Conclusion:
This tiny shit has a meow that sounds like she has smoker lung and sheâs LOUD AS FUCK
I love her tho (ŕšâšĎâšŕš )
SO THATS HOW YOU DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS?? I usually just send them to myself on discord and download it through that đ
the notes are broken đ
My brain when trying to list achievements in my life for a fake resume for a class assignment
I wonder Which Spider-Man would be the best therapist-
Ok- I saw a tumblr post about how Tony stark needs his âweekly dose of Peter or he turns into a jerkâ or what not and I imagined people being prescribed a hang out session with Peter Parker/Spider-man as a way to chill out-
Like- imagine if a bunch of the Spider people did a contract with an inter dimensional therapy thing, and they would help people with their problems by listening to them vent, Giving advice, or even using webs to help with physical therapy too-
I should make a fanfic about this-
First post here-
HOW AM I STUPIDLY SKINNY WITH THE MINIMUM BODY FAT TO BE HEALTHY.
BUT IM ALSO BROAD- THAT SHOULDNT WORK (â ËĚśÍĚăËĚśÍĚ)ŕŠę Ľâžâž
I just had the most random thought
What if the OG tale of werewolves was derived from a guy telling a woman she was âover exaggeratingâ her period pain, so she mauled him to death and left his mangled corpse in the woods-
This is a draft of something I've been writing for a couple months. It is mainly focused on the culture of the USA. Feel free to repost or otherwise share, with or without credit.
Give the gift of relief from being forced to engage in societyâs unsustainable ways of life.Â
âPeople need to eat more plant-based foods.â ->Talk about your favorite recipes, give others recipes, cook for them, and grow vegetables and plants in your garden and give them away as gifts.Â
âPeople need to repair their clothes.â -> Offer to repair othersâ clothes, and teach people how to repair their clothes.Â
âPeople need to buy less clothes.â -> Give them old clothes that you donât want, help them repair their clothes
âPeople need to buy less plastic stuff.â ->Â Learn to make things that can serve the same purpose, such as baskets, and give them as gifts. Let people borrow things you own so they donât have to buy their own.Â
âPeople need to stop using leafblowers and other gas-guzzling machinery.â -> Offer to rake the leaves. You can use them as compost in your own garden.Â
âPeople need to be more educated about nature.â->Â Learn about nature yourself. Tell people about nature. Be open about your love of creatures such as snakes, spiders, and frogs. Do not show awareness that this could be strange. You are not obligated to quiet down your enthusiasm for creepy crawlies to demonstrate awareness that it is weird. Point out at every opportunity how these animals are beneficial.Â
âPeople need to use cars less.â -> Offer rides to others whenever you must go somewhere. Whenever you are about to go to the store, ask your neighbor or your friend who lives along the way, âIs there anything you need from the store?âÂ
You cannot control othersâ behaviors, but you can free them from being controlled.Â
If you think to yourself, âBut this would be so difficult to do!â ask yourself WHY? Why does your society coerce you into less sustainable ways of living, forcing you to consume excessively? After thinking about this, consider that it is less simple and easy than you thought to make more sustainable choices, so why would you judge others for not doing it?Â
Environmentally friendly behaviors that can be done alone, without collaborating with or consulting another person, are the least powerful of all. Whenever an âenvironmentally friendlyâ behavior is suggested, figure out âHow can I give this as a gift?â or âHow can I make this possible on the level of a whole community?âÂ
âPersonal choicesâ do not work because every single person has to make them individually. If you are focused on making your own personal choice, you are not focused on others. If you are not focused on others, you are not helping them. If nobody is helping each other, most people wonât be able to make the âpersonal choice.â
            Start with your neighbors, the people physically close to you. You live on the same patch of land, containing roots from the same plants and trees. You can speak to them face to face without traveling, which means you can easily bring them physical things without using resources to travel.Â
            Always talk to your neighbors and be friendly with them. Offer them favors unprompted and tell them about how your garden is doing. Do not be afraid to be annoyingâa slightly annoying neighbor who is helpful, kind, and can be relied upon for a variety of favors or in times of need is a necessary and inevitable part of a good community. If you make the effort to be present in somebodyâs life, they will have to put up with you on some occasions, but that is just life. We cannot rely on each other if we do not put up with each other.Â
Every hour you spend outside with your neighbor is an hour your neighbor doesnât spend watching Fox News. Every hour you spend talking with someone and interacting with them in the real world, eating real food and enjoying your real surroundings, is an hour you donât spend only hearing a curated picture of what reality is like from social media.Â
            Isolation makes it easy for people to become indoctrinated into extremist beliefs. When someone spends more time alone, watching TV, Youtube, or scrolling social media, than they do with others, their concept of what other people are like and what the world is like comes more from social media than real life. TV and online media are meant to influence you in a specific way. Simply restricting the access these influences have to yourself and others is helpful.Â
If you grow a garden, you can give your neighbors and friends the gift of food, plants, and crafted objects. This is one of the foundational ways to form community. When you give food, you provide support to others. When you give plants, you are encouraging and teaching about gardening. It is even better when you give recipes cooked from things you grew, or items crafted from things you grew. You can also give the gift of knowledge of how to grow these plants, cook these recipes, or craft these objects.Â
            Some people are uncomfortable with receiving items or services as gifts. They want to feel like they are giving something back, instead of having obligation to return the favor hanging over them.Â
            It can help to ask a simple favor that can be easily fulfilled. People generally like the feeling of helping someone else.Â
When you give someone a gift, it can help to say something like âOh, I have too many of this thing to take care of/store/eat myself! Do you think you could take some?â This makes your neighbor feel like they are helping you.Â
When allowing others to borrow items, you might not get them back. Donât worry about that. It just means the item found a place where it was needed the most. You can ask about the item if you think it might have been forgotten, and this can create an opportunity for a second meeting. But donât press.Â
If the person you give to insists upon some form of payment, this is a good opportunity to negotiate a trade.Â
Ask your neighbor to save compostable scraps, biodegradable cardboard and paper products, and any other items that might be put to use. Use them in your own compost pile. Or, start a compost pile at the edge of the yard where you both can add to it. Remember that âwetâ compost like vegetable and fruit bits needs to be mixed with twice as much of âdryâ and âwoodyâ compost like cardboard, leaves, small twigs, paper and wood bits.Â
Overcome the cultural norm that the front yard is only decorative. Use the front yard for gardening so you can be seen by others enjoying your garden, and others can witness the demonstration of the possibilities of land. In the front yard, anything you do intentionally with your land can be witnessed. It also makes you a visible presence in your community.Â
Donât just grow vegetables that cannot be the core component of a meal themselves. Grow potatoes, dry beans, black eyed peas and other nourishing, calorie-dense foods. Grow the ingredients of meals. You could even build a garden around a recipe.
Be sure to send them home with leftovers. Â
Containers are one of the fundamental human needs. If we had more containers, we wouldnât need plastic so much. You can learn to make baskets, and to grow plants that provide the raw materials for baskets.Â
If you see someone putting leaves in bags, donât be afraid to ask if you can have the leaves. More likely than not they will be happy to agree.Â
In the border land between your neighborâs yard and your yard, it is almost always just mowed grass because no one can plant anything without it affecting their neighbor. But these border lands add up to a lot of space. It would be much better if you talked to your neighbor about what would be nice to plant there, and together created a plan for that space.Â
Make it clear that you will not get mad if the neighborâs kids play in your yard or run across it. Invite the neighbors onto your land as much as possible. Tell them they are allowed to spend time in a favored spot whenever they would like. Â
If there is a yard sale, you always know about it because of the hand-drawn signs placed around. Therefore, a cookout or unwanted item exchange can be announced the same way. In rural areas I have seen hand-made signs that say: FIREWOOD or WE BUY GOATS or EGGS. This is one of the few technologies of community that remain in the USA. If someone who looks to buy and sell can put up a hand-made sign, why shouldnât you? Â
Religious people or people with strong political opinions like to put signs everywhere. If they have the confidence and courage to do so, why shouldnât you?Â
So if there is a message you would like everyone to see, use the simple power of the hand-made sign. Proclaim âBEE FRIENDLY ZONE!â above your pollinator garden with all the confidence of a religious fundamentalist billboard. Announce to the world, âVEGETABLES FREE TO ALLâJUST ASK!â âWE TAKE LEAVESâNO PESTICIDES.â Instead of YARD SALE, or perhaps in conjunction with YARD SALE, you can write, PLANT EXCHANGE or SEED SWAP or CLOTHING SWAP. Who can stop you?Â
Some of these ideas might be eccentric, strange, or even socially unacceptable, but there is no way to change what is normal except to move against it. Someone has to be weird. It might as well be you.Â
I may be a deity by textbook definition, but I still am striving to reach this level of power đ
PREACH!!
As an AFAB (still identify on the feminine part of the gender spectrum) person who got SAâd on multiple different occasions (5, 7, and 11 years old for the cases where I or the perpetrator werenât fully clothed, there were other occasions though, but they didnât really affect me as much) And tend to fear falling in love with people, even if I trust them: Being pregnant is scary in any case, whether you want to keep the pregnancy or not, itâs terrifying.
To any âpro lifersâ (more so pro-birth) or people who are confused or uneducated about pregnancy and birth:
â˘Pregnancy puts the personâs life at risk, and permanently affects the body even after the baby is born.
â˘non viable pregnancies can be mentally and physically devastating for people involved, and should be aborted for the pregnant personâs safety.
â˘Non viable pregnancies include: if a newborn is guaranteed to die after birth, stillborns, fetuses with severe defects, the pregnant person definitely not going to survive giving birth (such as children that are pregnant, people with severe health issues, some intersex and trans people, etc), and more
â˘if abortion was only allowed if the pregnancy was caused by SA/R@pe, many people who were SAâd/R@ped wouldnât be able to get abortions anyway, because most SA/R@pe cases donât get reported, arenât brought to court, are deemed false by court, etc.
â˘There is a difference between life and personhood. Plants are alive, but donât have personhood. A human corpse isnât alive, but has personhood. A fetus is technically alive, but isnât a person.
â˘if you think abortion is murder because a fetus has life, then farming is murder, picking mushrooms or roots is murder, taking antibiotics and getting vaccinated would be murder because bacteria and viruses are alive.
â˘Abortion is healthcare. An established life of a person is more important than a fetus with no personhood or consciousness.
Have some memes for your travels:
the "I believe in abortion only in extreme situations" people (especially women) truly baffle me because I genuinely consider "a human has another human growing inside of them and does not want to" to be a very extreme situation. to me that feels so deeply like an extreme emergency situation. I know this has been said before but it's incredible to me that this does not feel innately horrifying and "extreme" to everyone.
Just to have this on my blog so I can find it easily
the suffering never ends
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