First Post Here-

Might I add:

-the “pretend you’re a sim without a choice” method

-the “get someone else with executive dysfunction and help each other do stuff” method

-the “pretend you’re piloting someone else to do their stuff” method

-the “Ask for someone to breathe down your neck” method

-the “pretend you’re a slave in medieval times” method

-the “make jokes out loud about absolutely everything as you do it” method (works best with sleep deprived delirium)

-the “sing a song about what you’re doing” method (especially if you sing it oompa loompa style)

-the “pretend you’re possessed by your comfort character bc they want you to actually care for yourself” method

-the “be loud and silly like ASDF while you do stuff” method (works best if you’re alone OR have other people being loud and silly with you)

I might reblog with more if I come up with other ideas

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

I just found out my mom is pregnant (18 weeks)

Being told that is really weird when you know a lot about the birds and the bees

One of my first responses was standing up, pointing to my mom and her bf, and yelling “YOU GUYS FUCKED-“

I hope I don’t relate to those “middle child gets neglected” memes, bc that already happened when I was younger and would put over a decade of therapy down the drain.

“Is this kid gonna be traumatized like you and your older sister-“ NO. OVER. MY. DEAD. BODY.

I will make sure this kid has the BEST CHILDHOOD POSSIBLE.

SO THATS HOW YOU DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS?? I usually just send them to myself on discord and download it through that 💀

the notes are broken 😂

I have basically no body fat, and what I do have is for some reason concentrated on my glutes and thighs (IT SHOULD BE ON MY ABDOMEN, BC THERES SUPPOSED TO BE A LAYER OF FAT COVERING YOUR ORGANS)

I look like a stick and weigh a LOT more than people think I would.

Me having an absurd amount of muscle mass is only thing keeping me from looking like a starving Victorian orphan who fell down the old and uncleaned well in the middle of winter.

(Oddly specific I know- that’s what made me make this Tumblr post)

Partially me :3

I’m Parafeminine (mostly woman)

And the other part of my gender is

(It’s dumb, I know but we don’t judge)

👹👁️E N D E R M A N G E N D E R 💜✨

Xenogender Vaporeon pls :3 <3

tropical fish

This.

Yuh 💅

I think at some point in time we need to sit down and start explaining to artist who want to make a career out of art that there are FAR more options than just "living off of commissions" and "posting my art online and praying I get paid for it".

As a single person who cares about being good in school: Fuck you /j

(I SEARCHED FOR THIS POST JUST TO SAY THIS)

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

I HAVE MADE AI POISON

All of these images are very high resolution (the more jumbled pixels the more the ai gets confused) ranging from 3500x3500 - 5000 pixels,

I’ll add more later, but for now here’s these.

They’re in png format, but I think JPG will work too if tumblr doesn’t let you have it as a PNG. Use them for whatever art of yours you like, just put it on and decide on opacity. You could even make a repeating pattern if you’d like, I don’t really care.

I made all of these on IBIS paint, I’ll put an alt to explain how I made each image

Feel free to RB to spread this and/or add your own AI poison for artists to use.

I’m sorry that instead of getting much needed help for your serious mental health issues you got sucked into a trendy genderwoo cult that erases and demonises homosexuality, is deeply racist, misogynistic and unscientific, and is completely dependant on controlling others perception of you. You’ll never ever be able to stop people from perceiving you as the sex you are, they’re just scared to admit it. And you know what, that’s fine because sex is a neutral fact and it’s impossible to change. Go develop a personality and interests outside of your obsessive navel-gazing brainwashing cult. Good luck!

1: I have 2 therapists, so I do have mental help

2: being LGBTQ+ isn’t my entire personality, I just tend to talk about it often.

3: interests you say? How about me being obsessed with Pokemon for over a decade and having a huge collection of everything Pokemon related?

4: I’m technically not cisgender, because I don’t identify as completely female, but I’m still on the feminine side of things, so people calling me a woman is fine 🤷‍♀️

5: I don’t really care how people see me, as long as they don’t harass me or anything because of how they perceive me, I’m fine.

6: how is it racist or misogynistic? Idk where you got that from.

7: I don’t demonize homosexuality, I’m literally under the bi umbrella, so it’d be impossible. Also, I don’t care about demonizing, bc I’m pretty demonic myself ٩( ᐛ )و

Anyway, imma eat breakfast now 💅