Sebastian, Teaching Ciel How To Drive A Car: You Use The Brakes To Slow Down Or Stop, You Press The Gas

....oh gosh i’m alois aren’t i

help

If Kuro was set in the 21st century you know Alois would be using those glitter gel pens

Aw I like his outfit-- *reads the shirt* --HEY HEY HEY WAIT A MINUTE HEY

saw this shirt online and knew i needed to put it on alois

Alois, for no reason what-so-ever, at 3 AM: ..Ciel.

Ciel: ..What.

Alois: ..Poo.

Ciel: ..Go to sleep.

Alois: It was funnier in my head. :’)

this is another installment of the Ciel and Alois Modern Au Where They Are Friends. they're having a sleepover (Probably Alois's idea, but they're definitely at Ciel's place for...reasons :) )

Me every time there’s new #dadbastian content:

*Bardroy thinking about doing something absurdly dangerous and telling Sebastian about it*

Bardroy: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Sebastian, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF MY URL AND THE FACT THIS IS HILARIOUS

Spot the difference

This looks like a rug that Prince Soma would have!

💜🐅💖 Pink Hunter 💖🐅💜

tufted tapestry, 50x74cm, acrylic yarn, cotton/polyester blend backing

insta ♡ twitter ♡ shop ♡ prints & stickers ♡ commission me

[ID: A tufted rug featuring a large pink tiger ready to pounce. The background is lilac, with rocks and plants, the borders are decorated with geometric patterns. The following images show a close-up of the face and the rug from different angles. End ID]

SPONGEBOB-- 🤣

Timmy Turner voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by manipulating a small change in the workings of our reality, but said change has revealed itself to have an unexpected and unfortunate side effect. I now desire to return the world to its original state, but the alteration inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.

I’m not sure if I’m tired or what but I just tried to log into my tumblr by typing “Tumblr.com” into where you put your email and I--

Sebastian with those high-heel boots: I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way..