Ngl, I’m Actually Quite The Opposite. I Really Love Butler Grell. I Liked The Fact That She Was So

“ dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own “ I’M F**KING CRYING LOL

modern!Sebastian as Gayle from Chris Fleming’s GAYLE skits

Sebastian: So I got home from Whole Foods, and as you well know, I always make it in the house with my groceries in one trip. No exceptions. Well looking around at today’s load, I knew it was gonna be a little rough. For one, I was covered head to toe in car grease—

Agni: Why?

Sebastian: Well back at Whole Foods, I saw Claude Faustus with sixteen items in a twelve item express lane. I’m not gonna deal with that shit. So I go out to his Toyota Corolla and cut his brake lines. What would you have done?

Wolfram and Agni:

Sebastian: Anyway, looking at all that grease, I knew balancing the milk jug in my elbow, as per usual, wasn’t gonna happen today.

Wolfram: Well why didn’t you just take two trips?

Sebastian: The coward’s way out? I’d rather take a bullet. So, I realize I can do one of two things. One: throw that milk jug through my glass window, like I did last week, or two: dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own

....oh gosh i’m alois aren’t i

help

If Kuro was set in the 21st century you know Alois would be using those glitter gel pens

Finnian, you freakin’wholesome bean I swear to heck--

Finny: Life… is an egg.

Baldroy: Explain.

Finny: Has chickens in it sometimes.

Baldroy: Go to sleep, Finny.

When my “Check out these blogs” recommends someone that ships S*baciel

This looks like a rug that Prince Soma would have!

💜🐅💖 Pink Hunter 💖🐅💜

tufted tapestry, 50x74cm, acrylic yarn, cotton/polyester blend backing

insta ♡ twitter ♡ shop ♡ prints & stickers ♡ commission me

[ID: A tufted rug featuring a large pink tiger ready to pounce. The background is lilac, with rocks and plants, the borders are decorated with geometric patterns. The following images show a close-up of the face and the rug from different angles. End ID]

Bardroy: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

*Bardroy punches the wall very hardly, but somehow doesn’t break it, but definitely hurts his hand*

Bardroy:

Bardroy: Take me to the hospital--

Ciel: What the f**k is that?

Alois, with a tarantula in his hands: ..My cat. :P

Ciel: That is NOT a cat!

DAAAAAMN, YOUR ANIMATIONS NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME

I CAN ONLY ANIMATE BLINK ANIMATIONS AND HERE YOU ARE DOING A BEAUTIFULLY DONE RUN CYCLE AND SHtuff

More animations, these ones featuring Ciel :))

walking

looking over the shoulder

deadass just sprinting

Those are cages behind him :)) guess the scene

this frame got buried but look into his beautiful eyes

@jesteratheart listened to me scream about the run cycles for about 2 hours HAH thanks buddy :))

This made my night ^^

This is a little mean but I was watching old Vines and it made me laugh lmao

Sebastian: Where are you going? Ciel: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there