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‘the heck, this is what’s in my pockets too.

(Joking, but I wish, they are all so cute aaaaaaa)

Ciel: *on Children’s day* where the hell’s my happy children’s day, you damn demon dad-mom-grandparent--

Sebastian : *on Father's day*... 🥺 nothing to say young master ? (Ciel *sigh* : gnmhappy father's day sebastian...)

Sebastian : *on Mother's day* … 🥺 young master ?

Sebastian : *on Grandparent's day*... 🥺 ?

“ dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own “ I’M F**KING CRYING LOL

modern!Sebastian as Gayle from Chris Fleming’s GAYLE skits

Sebastian: So I got home from Whole Foods, and as you well know, I always make it in the house with my groceries in one trip. No exceptions. Well looking around at today’s load, I knew it was gonna be a little rough. For one, I was covered head to toe in car grease—

Agni: Why?

Sebastian: Well back at Whole Foods, I saw Claude Faustus with sixteen items in a twelve item express lane. I’m not gonna deal with that shit. So I go out to his Toyota Corolla and cut his brake lines. What would you have done?

Wolfram and Agni:

Sebastian: Anyway, looking at all that grease, I knew balancing the milk jug in my elbow, as per usual, wasn’t gonna happen today.

Wolfram: Well why didn’t you just take two trips?

Sebastian: The coward’s way out? I’d rather take a bullet. So, I realize I can do one of two things. One: throw that milk jug through my glass window, like I did last week, or two: dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own

THE SECOND PICTURE I CAN’T YOU HAVE BROKEN ME, OP

(I’mmmm just going to ignore the 1st picture because Dadbastian wouldn’t eat his contract son.... right? RIGHT?! he better not)

kuroshit

! if you’re weird about them don’t touch !

Randall: My Queen, with all due respect, Ciel clearly doesn’t believe what he’s saying. He’s just playing devil’s advocate.

Ciel: Am not.

Randall: You’re literally advocating for the devil. Like, Sebastian is standing right there.

Ciel: *puts a sheet over Sebastian*

Randall: Queen Victoria, he covered Sebastian with a sheet.

Queen: Ciel, please remove the sheet.

Ciel: *removes the sheet, Sebastian has disappeared*

Queen: *clapping*

Randall: *angry but clapping*

Sebastian: Finnian, duck. Finnian: Quack!-- *BONK*

Quack!

AAAAAAAAA I LOVE IT SO FREAKIN’MUCH THANK YOUUUUUU

Droopy Dog is literally my one of most favorite cartoon characterssssss

I figured it would suit Ciel because...watchdog...always looks down in the dumps.. I mean... IT’S PERFECT XD

Wait, have you considered..

Ciel as Droopy Dog? 😊

You mean like this?

Sebastian: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Finnian: Okay, but in my defense, Bardroy bet me 2 pences I couldn’t drink all that shampoo! Sebastian: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Bardroy: He did it too. Sebastian: Oh my gosh.. *sighs*

i felt this :’)

the best part of writing a story and then nearly completely forgetting it is that it’s just like reading someone else’s story… except if you want it updated you have to do it yourself

I JUST SNORT-LAUGHED SO DAMN VIOLENTLY--

Finny, at 3AM: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Baldroy: *eyes wide, staring at the ceiling*