Randall: My Queen, With All Due Respect, Ciel Clearly Doesn’t Believe What He’s Saying. He’s Just

(Kuro)sh*t post warning

I was thinking about how demons like Sebastian are different from humans, and then I wondered, like... If demons have to eat souls and not real food and can live many, many years... What else is different about them?

Annnnnd of course, my brain went to the most embarrassing thought possible.

Demon bladders. Yes, I know. I already asked my brain ‘wtf’ so you don’t have to do it. I’ve done it for you already.

What if demons can hold their bladders for like, YEARS, like, thousands of years? And what if Sebastian was one of those demons that did hold it for thousands of years?

I can just imagine there would just be like, a limit. One day too many out of a thousand years. And that one day, where he can hardly stand it and is at the point of just... losing it all. 😂

Ciel insists he stays by his side and helps him with his paperwork.  💀

“If I could not stay by my young master’s side and help him with his paperwork despite having to use the loo extremely bad, w-what kind of butler would I be?” 

💀 Poor Sebastian! 😂

Bardroy: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

*Bardroy punches the wall very hardly, but somehow doesn’t break it, but definitely hurts his hand*

Bardroy:

Bardroy: Take me to the hospital--

..Yes.

I am liking this crossover.

Odie Trancy:

Yes, I have been running a fever. Why do you ask?

R!Ciel: *coughing* bRoTheR, WhY wOuLd YoU dO tHaT?! O!Ciel: Hey! You’re the one who caught it wrong!

Sebastian : *doing the dishes, vaguely aware the twins are throwing M&M's into each other's mouth in the other room* wait for it.

Sebastian : *hears one of them choke* I believe that's is my cue.

Ciel: Are you Sebastian? Dad #1: No? Ciel: *walks over to another dad* Are you Sebastian? Dad #2: No, sorry.

Ciel, walking up to Sebastian: Are you Sebastian? Sebastian: ................................. Yes? Ciel: ...I don’t believe you. Sebastian: *under his breath* Bocchan, wtf.

Ciel : *loses Sebastian in the supermarket*

Ciel : *looks up only to see a bunch of tired white dads walking around* I guess I'm never finding him ever again....

‘the heck, this is what’s in my pockets too.

(Joking, but I wish, they are all so cute aaaaaaa)

Sebastian: Where are you going? Ciel: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

I see N.

but no Wally

Eat your greens!🍏

*inhale*

Ciel in Overalls

*exhale*

that is all

*SCREAMING BECAUSE I CAN’T TAKE THE ADORABLE-NESS*

Hi!

You know about that part in Dumbo where his mom holds him and he cries because he must be scared and- anyway, that, but Ciel feels safe ;u;