I Felt This :’)

(Kuro)sh*t post warning

I was thinking about how demons like Sebastian are different from humans, and then I wondered, like... If demons have to eat souls and not real food and can live many, many years... What else is different about them?

Annnnnd of course, my brain went to the most embarrassing thought possible.

Demon bladders. Yes, I know. I already asked my brain ‘wtf’ so you don’t have to do it. I’ve done it for you already.

What if demons can hold their bladders for like, YEARS, like, thousands of years? And what if Sebastian was one of those demons that did hold it for thousands of years?

I can just imagine there would just be like, a limit. One day too many out of a thousand years. And that one day, where he can hardly stand it and is at the point of just... losing it all. 😂

Ciel insists he stays by his side and helps him with his paperwork.  💀

“If I could not stay by my young master’s side and help him with his paperwork despite having to use the loo extremely bad, w-what kind of butler would I be?” 

💀 Poor Sebastian! 😂

*in a Floyd Leech from Twisted Wonderland voice*: Awww, heya goldfish! :D

Sea-el Phantomfish

I think the big question here is why drawing characters as fish is easy for me.

Wait.. Ciel and Alois..

but.. as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

*inhale*

Ciel in Overalls

*exhale*

that is all

Sebastian talking about Ciel to some random person in line:

Ran: Alois Trancy from Black Butler dressed as Riddle Rosehearts from Twisted Wonderland

I CANNOT BREATHE, I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD

Sebastian, teaching ciel how to drive a car: you use the brakes to slow down or stop, you press the gas pedal to move

Ciel: what if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Alois: the car takes a screenshot

Sebastian: for the last time, get the f*CK out.

This post made my day-- er-- night. (It’s nighttime right now, but the point still gets across) Reblog this guy and his cheerios, it is a serotonin giver.

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

Tbh, I can imagine Trey doing this exact same thing. XD

Riddle, looking at Trey: I also resisted calling Ace an absolute moron.

Trey, with a third strawberry: Very good, Housewarden! *hands it to him*

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc: So, how many did you refrain from collaring today?

Riddle: Thirty two

Mc: Good for you

Mc: Here, have a strawberry

Riddle, expectantly: I've also refrained from fourteen severe maimings

Mc: *Hands him a second strawberry*

Trey:

Mc: Positive reinforcement