(Kuro)sh*t Post Warning
(Kuro)sh*t post warning
I was thinking about how demons like Sebastian are different from humans, and then I wondered, like... If demons have to eat souls and not real food and can live many, many years... What else is different about them?
Annnnnd of course, my brain went to the most embarrassing thought possible.
Demon bladders. Yes, I know. I already asked my brain ‘wtf’ so you don’t have to do it. I’ve done it for you already.
What if demons can hold their bladders for like, YEARS, like, thousands of years? And what if Sebastian was one of those demons that did hold it for thousands of years?
I can just imagine there would just be like, a limit. One day too many out of a thousand years. And that one day, where he can hardly stand it and is at the point of just... losing it all. 😂
Ciel insists he stays by his side and helps him with his paperwork. 💀
“If I could not stay by my young master’s side and help him with his paperwork despite having to use the loo extremely bad, w-what kind of butler would I be?”
💀 Poor Sebastian! 😂
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Ran: Ciel Phantomhive being carried by Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler
Vincent in the other room: Everything okay in there?
Sebastian: OF COURSE, EVERYTHING’S FINE, WHY WOULDN’T IT BE AAHAHA--
Vincent: .... you’re acting very strange. ;-;
Sebastian babysitting little!OCiel for Vincent like : oooh, you want to watch the butler do some polishing ? yees ! look at my knives ! you like the shiny knives ? you like the shin- oh my god no do-don't put them in your mouth.
you know what pisses me off.
people that post/draw innocent/platonic-looking pictures/fanart of Sebastian and Ciel.. then tag it as S*baciel.. Like.. NO.
Ciel: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f**k. Sebastian: No, you need soap in your mouth. Ciel: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?!
*cracks knuckles*
short, wears jewelry, sweet tooth, DOGS, resting bitch face, can NOT dance, bookworm, Ciel’s ‘;-;’ face, serving Looks since 1875, gender who, no spice tolerance, uwu babey, introvert, needs a hug.
oh gosh uh help i’m ciel aren’t i *grabs calligraphy brush and just splats it over half of the bingo board*
Me: BONGO Sebastian: It’s BINGO. Me: HANDS OFF ME, DEMON
(yes that was a spongebob reference, leave me alone)
Very helpful! :o
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
DOES THAT MEAN THAT CHRISTOPHER ROBIN (my favorite character, fyi) IS CIEL PHANTOMHIVE BECAUSE I SWEARRRRRRR
Meanwhile in The 100 Acre Shinigami Realm
ahahhahaa heck yes
Reblog to trap Viscount Druitt in a broken elevator with "Baby Shark" on a perpetual loop in the background
WaAaalalLLYLYLLLLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think he deserves to go to the festival too!!
🫖 ~ ( Kuroshitsujii-and-Spongebob-obsessed - He/Him/They/Them - Dadbastian Supporter - S*baciels, Cl*udalois, NS//FT accounts DNI ) ~ 🫖
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