Glitter-in-her-eyes - Sass & Sparkles

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

and I'll probably still be here when it closes at 2:00...

Boyfriends.... or whatever

So I'm dating this guy but he refuses to call me his girlfriend. How am I supposed to feel about that? Like how tf do you expect me not to be mad & upset, we've been dating for a month now and you still "don't want to label things"?? Is there something wrong with me? Are you just waiting for something better? You're messing with my head and that's not fucking okay to do to somebody.

Hey there. Stop scrolling and look at my cute new puppy that’s here to cheer you up. Ok, continue scrolling.

gentle reminder

You don’t have to wait for a new month, week, or day to start over or to begin healing. Hit reset now. Take a shower. Go for a walk. Clear your mind. Then return to your life. Don’t wait for the passage of time to be kind to you. Be kind to yourself

Why I'm Broke

I spent wayyyyyy too much money on makeup today and I was both questioning my own judgement and completely content with my decision while I was leaving the store so I guess that’s a good thing…?

Food for Thought

Honestly, I really hate it when I tell people I'm making/eating food and they respond "did you make/save some for me?" Like no get your own damn food I can barely feed myself 98% of the time don't expect me to try and take care of you too.