And I'll Probably Still Be Here When It Closes At 2:00...

My roommate just followed me on tumblr so she can send me funny posts and idk for sure but I think this is gonna be the best roommate relationship in the history of ever

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You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

Actual footage of me when someone says they haven't seen Friends (or AHS, or HIMYM, or Psych, or.... you get the idea)

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

Agama agama requested by Starry on my patreon

[drawing of an orange and blue Agama agama (a lizard) saying “Do the small things that make you happy. You deserve it.” in a yellow speech bubble.]

My life as a college student, smh

I don't people correctly