Gentle Reminder

Margarita drunk on a Wednesday. Test on a Thursday. This is doing life correctly yes?

My teacher just said "that should be 3 6 9" and I about lost it cuz you know 3 6 9 damn girl fine shake it shake it shake it for me one more time

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

Snow: A Brief Summary

Me in November: yayyyyyy woohoooooo it’s snowing hell yeah I love snow Me in December: 🎶I'mmmmm dreaminggggg of a whiiiiiiiite Chrissssstmassssss🎶 Me in January/February: *grumble grumble* yay snow, real great, freezing my ass off out here *grumble* Me in March/April: aw the snow is melting and that makes me both happy & sad Me in May (or any summer month): wtf what is this I don’t have any desire whatsoever to deal with five tons of fluffy white bullshit it iS SUMMER GODDAMMIT

It was just one ant!

A Bug’s Life (1998)