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hey i want to call you a slur does it break any of your boundaries

Go ahead Pookie :)

I HATE YOU!!!!!!

You know who else hates people? Freddy Fazbear. And he, Freddy gicebear, and chica the chiken are like RAWR🦁 and bite you (C H O M P) and then Fessy The Chives go to 1987 and eat babies. The end :)

Lip balm is such a treat

I think my calling in life was actually to be a monk in the 10th century spending all of my free time writing a history book full of propaganda and misinformation and clearly mythological stories but instead I’m in the 21st century with most of human knowledge available at my fingertips and critical thinking training.

Then again the 21st century does have lip balm so. It’s not all bad.

Goon to whatever you want but if I end up being pigeonholed into writing YA for the rest of my life bc I can’t write good smut then I will personally come to each booktok personality’s house and kink shame them

I have gripes with booktok for publishing industry reasons but I could give a shit what women are cranking it to. I've seen what dudes jerk off to. May a thousand flowers goon, as far as I'm concerned.

Hype as hell bc I’m going to a writing conference this summer and I’ve never gone to one before so I thought I’d have to prepare a portfolio or something but this one explicitly says not to do that and that we are only working on new material written in the conference’s workshops and I love that for me

Me: *complaining about the loss of the muppets on a large scale*

Mom: *sends me a picture of a crochet hat that looks like a muppet*

Me: *starts crocheting puppets to fill a void in my heart*

Absolute yapper‼️‼️

Yall I haven’t been in the fanfiction realm in awhile but back in my day (circa 2016-2017) an AU meant that people were ACTUALLY in situations that were completely outside the realm of the canon (marvel characters in a high school AU, House MD but they’re veterinarians, Johnlock but they’re professors, etc)

BUT NOW IM SEEING FICS WHERE IT SAYS THE DUMBEST SHIT POSSIBLE!!! Like when someone kept everything very canon and timeline compliant but made a character autistic in the realm of their fic and calls it an Autism AU! Like I’m pretty sure THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS?????

Or like calling the fic an AU (with no label) but all that’s different is that the ship the fic is centered around is “canon” and like…THATS JUST A NORMAL FANFICTION??? ARE YOU FUCKING DENSE????

But like I said I haven’t really been into fanfiction since 2016-2017 and just got deep back into it in the past month ish so maybe the term has changed but I feel like I’m going crazy someone help me

google show me this guy wet and whimpering

It’s you!!!! You’re the one responsible for me losing sleep last night because I forced myself to read all of your Hilson collection!!!! You’re the worm in my brain making me reevaluate my real life over some old men!!! WHAT THE FUCK!

Also thank you I love you never change keep writing

Finally finished the scene in my Hilson fic that was giving me so many problems, which I have affectionately titled "Scary Immunology Intern attempts Wilson-style 'comforting the distressed person,' 14 dead, 36 injured."