Hype As Hell Bc I’m Going To A Writing Conference This Summer And I’ve Never Gone To One Before So

Do it! Cut off that sinful hand bby grl!! Slay!

Hey Christians

What if I stuck my hand into a machine and it shreds it to pieces?

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

whats uyor fucjing problem

You know what this is really insensitive to ask because I have a very complicated relationship with babies. At one point I was in fact a baby and I had a dog. That dog ran around a lot and at one point picked me up with its feral jowels and dragged me about my living room. The carpet was so rough against my soft little baby skin and gave me 👏PERMANENT👏SCARS👏 along my entire body. I look like someone took a panini press to my entire baby body. We ended up keeping the dog for a few more years but every day I could only quiver in fear for my soft baby skin because of that dog.

Think before you speak.

Mutual One: Kutner

Mutual Two: Cameron (u know I’m right)

Mutual Three: Wilson

Mutual Four: Chase (trans chase truther either way idc)

Mutual Five: Thirteen

Mutual Six: Taub

Mutual Seven: House

Guy you followed because you like their art: Vogler

Mutual Eight: Foreman

Mutual Nine: Everyone else that works in PPTH

dash simulator

mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking

mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset

mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?

mutual 4: i think im transgener

mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian

mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)

mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine

guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually

mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?

mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it

Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it!!!

you are beautiful kind funny AND smart

it's frankly absurd.

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

I feel the need to elaborate slightly

Polyamorous og ducklings being stable and normal is hilarious bc why is it that after working together for a few years they are able to be in a decent relationship but House and Wilson can’t manage to figure out their own emotions after knowing each other for over a decade

(Bc polyamorous OG ducklings implies that the fic takes place in an early season)

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

*sits u down and shines a bright light in your face*

Do you actually have a hard time differentiating platonic and romantic feelings or are you hopelessly lost in your feelings for the one person in your life you can’t bear to lose right now? Is the idea of rejection equally as crushing as the idea of having to live with unspoken words? Is rejection really that bad? Or is the yearning the worst part? How can you live with this, and how far are you willing to run away from yourself? Is the person you’re “confused” about worth the phantom pains in your chest? Why do you do this to yourself? Is this better somehow?