Do You Ever Just. Get So Goddamn ANGRY Because You Didn’t Have Your Camera Open At The Right Time??

So... hear me out.

I had this weird idea at 2AM last night, and it kinda morphed into something...  What if Lance could shapeshift?  Just Imagine all the shit he’d get up to-

Lance becoming a girl so he can understand what it’s really like. Lance turning into different animals- a dog, a goldfish, a giant blue lion... Lance changing his hair color and length, turning it blue, green, red; giving himself a mullet or long, wavy locks.  Lance turning into a giant snake to scare the shit out of Keith. Lance giving himself huge muscles and entering space wrestling competitions. Lance entering space drag races  And winning Lance growing another two feet to scare off a man’s unwanted advances to a girl.  Lance turning into the other paladins for a day and making them incredibly uncomfortable. (They actually thought he was Shiro for half an hour) Lance stretching his arms out long to pull Pidge back for a hug. Lance shrinking a little so Keith can bend down to kiss him. 

idek it’s kinda weird my mind is a strange place but if you want to do something with this? art? fanfic? more headcanons? PLEASE DO! Just remember to credit me and maybe send it to me when you’re done!

@queerbioengineer Oooohhh im so sorry I didn’t know! Post canceled, Lup is perfect, y’all can go home now.

Lup Taaco’s full name is Chalupa. Yes this is 100% real and no I don’t make the rules.

goodbye sleep

“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”

Keith, in the hospital: where's Shiro?

Lance: who do you think gave you a new kidney

Keith: *starts crying*

Lance: jk he's in the bathroom lmao

I'm so in love with Pidge like she's my fave ❤️❤️❤️ So can I get some Pidge girlfriend headcanons? Like is that a thing you do?

oh my god yes you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this

•OKAY so Pidge gets super flustered around girls•so when she’s crushing it’s so easy to figure out •she gets all blushy and stutters constantly and there is a 126% chance of her breaking something/falling on her butt •of course the moment the team finds out she likes someone they all flip out cause “oh my god! lil sis has a crush! the tiny child is in love!!!!”•Lance would be so excited to give her flirting tips but Pidge would just. nope. no thanks. i got it. please stop. please. •Lance: “...no but then you gotta kick your leg out and give her the rose and-”•Pidge: “I’d rather take my chances, thanks.”•she’s actually lowkey jealous of Lance’s confidence around girls•she just wishes she was able to socialize and flirt as easily as him •but honestly her nervous clumsy flirting is the cutest thing ever•"did you... uh, fall from heaven cause... *looks at smudged writing on hand* you're TennessefUCK" •she’s the kind of gf who will argue with you for hours about who’s cuter (she’s 100% sure it’s you)•and really dumb stuff like who can balance a spoon on their nose for longer or scream louder•I know she acts all tough and badass (and she is!!!) but oh my god even handholding gets her blushing all over the place•anD KISSES. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. •the first time you kissed she almost forgot to breathe and nearly passed out •please take care of this sweet child she needs help •and cuddles•CUDDLE THIS BB FOREVER •cause although she pretends otherwise, she loves and desperately needs this kind of thing •some days after a hard battle she’ll just peel off her armor and collapse right into your arms•god you have no idea how much she loves that •and speaking of love•when she says that she loves you for the first time, you know you’re in it for the long run•she’s always nervous to take big steps in your relationship, so something like that is incredibly special •seriously, never take her love for granted, she is spicy but sensitive and the sweetest, funniest, best girlfriend in the entire universe 💚

Klance Headcanons

My heart is currently at the mercy of these two cinnamon rolls so here have some fluffy Klance headcanons

・ Keith has some light bouts of insomnia, so sometimes Lance will wake up at 3 AM to find him staring out the window and muttering to himself. - Lance always complains about how it ‘disturbs his beauty sleep’, but he actually kinda likes being able to force more cuddles out of Keith -And once and a while they’ll have these crazy midnight talks about everything and anything  like honestly it’ll go from wondering what the Galra’s real motives are to laughing until their lungs hurt over a knock knock joke.

・ Lance is typically the flirty/overly sexual one, right? But if keith so much as holds his hand he turns into a blushing, nervous mess. -It’s honestly so freaking adorable

・ Keih has to literally drag lance out of bed in the mornings -But if he’s lucky Lance’ll be coherent enough to pull him down for a lil kissy  (or two. or ten.)

・ Lance never forgets a single anniversary. Ever. -He keeps track of how many months, weeks, days, and even hours they’ve been together and can recite it on the spot. -Keith kinda likes it, but at the same time is just a little wierded out. ・ One time an alien flirted with Keith and because he was really confused??? he kind of flirted back -BUT LANCE practically threw himself between them and began the sassiest showdown ever (finger snapping definitely involved) -because keith is HIS boyfriend and no one is ever going to take that away. nuh uh. no one. -(if an alien tried to flirt with Lance, Keith would probably just grab him, kiss him hard, and walk away) (Lance would probably faint)

・ Keith tries rly hard to be romantic and will buy Lance flowers and his favorite chocolates whenever possible -but he’s always stuttering and bright red whenever he gives them to Lance and of course he gets teased about it for ages -In the middle of space this might be kinda hard to buy chocolates but idk AUs are great use yo brains

these bois tho help plz

Any ideas? suggestion? My ask box is open!

Allura headcanon and Klance headcanons please.

Thank you, anon!Allura needs more headcanons tbh why doesn’t she have any

• she is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face-no but seriously please do not piss her off she will hurt you

• when she sleeps, she curls herself into a little ball, knees tucked up to her chest, as if she’s defending herself.-when she wakes up, there’s no melodic disney background music or opening windows wide to smell the fresh air-she jolts awake, eyes snapping open, ready to snap the neck of anyone who might be attacking.

 she’s a little self concious of her hair at times. It’s so thick and wild and tangles so easily that sometimes she just wants to cut it all off, like Pidge.-Lance, however, adores her hair.-he’s actually gotten down on his knees and begged her to let him braid it. 

•whenever possible, she sneaks off to visit other planets and brings back new foods for Hunk to cook with-he is ecstatic whenever this happens, but she’s made him promise to keep it on the DL.

• she’s beaten Shio in training

• she’s beaten everyone in a push-up contest (honesly, what is with these paladins and their silly contests?)

• King Alfor used to call her his ‘little galaxy’-when she was angry, it became ‘supernova’-when she cried, it turned into ‘shooting star’

• she’s well aware that Coran occasionally steals her dresses and puts on fahion shows with the mice and sometimes lance-she secretly recorded one and it may just be the most fabulous thing she owns

• her father isn’t the only one she misses-back on Altea, before the war, she fell hard for a cute architect and would constantly leave her small gifts and follow her around, too flustered to actually talk to the girl.-it took her years to build up the courage to finally ask her out-Allura still has a holo-pic of the two of them, intertwined hands just out of the frame.

Coran, Coran, the Gorgeous Man!!! ✨

•He’s literally the Weird Uncle/Vodka Aunt to the Paladins. -he found some liquor at the space mall and giggled about food goo for half an hour before collapsing into Shiro’s arms and vomiting all over him -he denies this ever happened

•He’s stolen Allura’s dresses on more than one occasion and has one-man fashion shows for the mice -Lance walked in on one and almost left before grabbing a dress and joining him -fabulousness ensued

•His mustache is a Family Heirloom and if you touch it you die

•He can actually dance?!!? Like he’s basically the Altean equivalent of a ballerina -he was known for it in his youth: they called him Mad Skillz Coran (Or so he says any time anyone questions his ability to do anything)

•He once had purple hair. He refuses to elaborate.

•He loves sitting with Pidge and cooing over her latest discovery or invention -sometimes he and Lance sneak into the control room and mess everything up to see Allura's expressions -he tries to teach Shiro how to adult and those conversations have gone in interesting directions -he and Hunk have Chopped competitions. Pidge pompously judges them and Hunk pretty much always wins -he attempts to show Keith his mad ninja skills. Keith is very confused.

He's just so proud of his crazy space family and loves them all to death 😊❤️

Ask box is open! Please send me anything, I’m so lonely 😬👉👉✨

Lance & Hunk Broship

•Lance will just rant to Hunk for hours about how much he hates Keith -“…and his dumb face and his stupid mullet- I mean it’s not the 80s any more, why doesn’t he just cut it off-” -and Hunk just sits there like ‘Mmhmm, yeah, that’s right, you hate him so much. you aren’t hopelessly in love with that boy at all you totally don’t want to kiss him till you’re both gasping for breath you don’t want to make sweet love to him on a bed draped in silk sheets and rose petals. not one bit.’

•Sometimes they’ll look at each other and nod like they just had a mental conversation -Keith is completely mystified by this •Lance once tried to help Hunk in the kitchen to disastrous effect

•They’re always completely honest with each other; they’ll talk about pretty much anything. (This obviously means that Lance brings up some freaking weird stuff.) -Hunk talks about how much he misses Earth, misses the heat and scents and laughter of his family kitchen, packed with far more people then it could comfortably hold. -Lance tells him about how useless he feels among the paladins, how confused he is about his purpose, his life.

•Whenever Lance feels shitty he goes to Hunk for chamomile tea and pillow forts. Hunk lets him scream and rant and sob into his shoulder and is basically the Best Bro Ever.

These two are just amazing. I love my lil idiots. If you have any ideas/request, please ask me! I’m fresh out.